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@hotmessofbones

I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.

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This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.

Rage Against the Piscene: i could just krill a man

bungus

welcome to ‘no note bungus’. reblog and you will feel a sense of accomplishment and goodwill wash over you

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

laying in bed, high as fuck, thinking about balsamic vinegar

Its like grape soy sauce

:/

Both are brown liquid made from mold growing on it

You know, you're not wrong. I still don't have to enjoy the truth.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

this video makes me feel such powerful emotions every time