Bloody Hell(a)

Wasn’t the world supposed to end in 2012??? That was a good plan who fucked that up

anyone remember hozier? that wild son of a gun loved church

oop.

Wannseekonferenz. The day the “final solution” was set into motion. 20th January 1942. Three years into WWII. Nine years after Hitler seized power. 

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

astrology is fake but it’s still more real than wine tasting

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

I couldn’t even read that in my head

how do u get rid of ur gag reflex im not trying to do anything dark sided just wanna brush the back of my tongue without wanting to die u kno

there isn’t any wind in space, so Darth Vader was using the Force to make his cape flow for #aesthetic

People can only dream of being this extra

I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive

“2016 but every time something bad happens it gets faster”