You may be the Chancellor, but Im in charge

remember go nuts show nuts whatever

not to be all "these two words will change your life" or whatever, but I promise you, programming in "good catch!" as your response to people correcting you/pointing out errors or whatever removes so much friction from interactions, and comes with a delightful happy meal toy of "not hating yourself so much for making mistakes"

I use "I stand corrected" a lot. The mild silliness of the outdated language makes it work for me.

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#echoing all the cockdrunk tags lol #cockwasted. cockplastered even. #also the way he glances up at ilya's face and then buries his face in his shoulder/pit #yeah..... (@miscelium)

#THIS WAS A FUCKING ROOOOOMAAAAAAANCE moment #one of those moments when i knew jacob tierney Got the genre #bc this look of conflict and desire and the fact that shane CANNOT SEE IT #it's that and the big spiel in russian where it's like... this is why dual POV in a romance is so important and 9/10 times the better choic #(w exceptions!) #if you're a perceptive audience member (and not everyone is lol) you can tell that shane is not getting the full picture #you know that ilya's feelings are real and intense #but shane not knowing and YOU knowing makes the tension even better (tags via @mermaidsirennikita)

having ilya rozanov as a captain would be such a fucking hoot. “GOOD JOB I LOVE YOU” and fist bumps as you skate off the ice. “FUCKING FUCK SAN FRANCISCO!!!!!!!!” as veins pop out of his forehead like he’s the terminator. pep talk in the locker room like “whoever scores tonight gets one thousand dollars HAHA JUST KIDDING!!! U FUCKERS OWE ME ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!! BITCH!!!” love him. i would be loyal to my captain until the day i die. captain rozanov forever

love that ilya is actually kinda confused when he meets shane for the first time but then as soon as shane goes for the SECOND handshake in a 2 minutes interaction his whole body language changes and hes like oh. OH hes flirting with me,, and he was !! ! (sighs) shane hollander youre so cute and lovable. ilya didnt stand a chance