Dragon's Lair

We have tea! So far, I have Barís, Bomfrís, Gimizh, Gimrís, Hrera, Jeri, Laerophen, Merilin, and Orla themed teas.

ATTENTION. ATTENTION. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A TEENY SECOND. MANY THANKS. I HAVE A QUESTION.

DO YOU LIKE TEA, AND DO YOU LIKE SANSUKH?

IF THE ANSWER TO BOTH IS YES, PLS LOOK AT THE ABOVE LINK. 

THIS IS THE WONDERFUL WORK OF @magicalmanhattanproject WHO IS WONDERFUL LIKE WHOA. 

(AND THE LINGERING ECHOES IN THE AIR ARE THE REMAINDER OF MY AMAZED AND OVERJOYED SHOUTING.)

For your consideration:

BARIS: Lemongrass, White cucumber, spearmint

BOMFRIS: Ginger, berry blast, orange

GIMIZH:  honeybush, hazelnut, rooibos orange, chocolate

GIMRIS:  spiced apple chai, rooibos cinnamon apple, lapsang souchong

HRERA:  earl grey moonlight, vanilla, chestnut

JERI:  assam melody, ginseng green, gunpowder

LAEROPHEN:  yerba mate, wild strawberry, white blueberry

MERILIN:  hojicha, rooibos cocomint, rooibos berry

NARVI:  irish breakfast, oriental spice, spiced mate

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

the pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle