Simply Silly

So since the fandom has come the the (correct) conclusion that Samwise Gamgee is the absolute height of hobbit attractiveness standards, it only follows logically that hobbits see Sam working for Frodo as the middle earth equivalent of your weird eccentric rich neighbor having a hot pool boy. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

'people can write whatever the fuck they want' and 'its good to approach writing about sensitive topics with some diligence and forethought' are statements which can and do coexist

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

following the "mobei jun has been unsuccessfully beating/courtinf shang qinghua for years", I think liu qingge should have a, ahem, reputation in the demon realm. he's constantly going into the demon realm and beating the shit out of EVERYONE. humanoid and more monsterous, male, female, everything in between. demons think he is the most promiscuous, slutty person alive. this also results in demons tracking him down in the human realm to try their hand at wooing (beating) him, which just perpetuates this rumor. nobody tell him though, he would be mortified if he knew.