Big weeb dragon

i think i have moral ocd

funny how normal human rights don’t have to apply to you if your parents don’t want them to

I was going to say “if you’re a child” but remembered when I turned 18 and realised I was still stuck at home and nothing was going to change if my parents didn’t want it to

i love when characters who aren't human and are total outsiders to humanity and by all means do not need to align themselves with human concepts of gender and have every choice in the world, still actively decide to be women

it's that "calling people bro vs. calling people girl" thing. the first is unconscious, going along with societal views that assume maleness is the universal norm, but calling people girl is an active choice to reject that assumption, it's a choice someone has thought about. it's like that, the author likely made an active choice to make these characters women when making them men would've more than likely been a default, unconscious autopilot decision.

word on the street is if you suffer in just the right way for just long enough youll be rewarded

Thank goodness that justice is being served, and the companies that stole from every American family to the tune of tens or hundreds of dollars are being forced to pay less than one cent per person they affected!

Thinking about how much Grace likes being the cool teacher and how much fun he'd having getting to teach Eridian kids about all sorts of crazy shit they'd otherwise never know about. He has basically all of human knowledge on his computer. Imagine how jazzed every Eridian schoolkid would be for the end of every lesson to be whole lesson about a new animal, with a huge textured display so they can see footage

Imagine Grace spending a whole day hyping up an animal "that's a bit taller than even I am" and then showing footage and diagrams of giraffes and all of the Eridians present lose their marbles

Love when people you followed fpr one thing(pooltoy tf) get the same hyperfixation as you at the same time lol it's like the blog I followed was pregnant and I got two interests for the price of one

what if there was fat dragongirl. consider this

if there are no fat dragongirls near you consider becoming fat, a dragon, a girl, or any combination of the three to fix this issue.

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.