All of Hiccup’s dialog in How to Train Your Dragon, or nineteen minutes and thirty-six seconds of sass and random noises of confusion and/or pain.
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All of Hiccup’s dialog in How to Train Your Dragon, or nineteen minutes and thirty-six seconds of sass and random noises of confusion and/or pain.

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Imagine an AU of Blindsided where everything's the same, but Hiccup and Astrid don't get together/don't kiss because one or both are not attracted to each other (bc they prefer their own gender/are gay), but he's still gonna be by her side because "you have me no matter what. Whatever that means, whatever you want it to mean."
That would be a really interesting AU and I would definitely be down to reading/seeing an AU like that. And if they prefer their own gender, than I would definitely be hoping for Heathstrid and Hiccret.
Heathstrid because that is my second most favourite ship with Astrid specifically in it and because of just how well Astrid and Heather can get along. Astrid even loans Heather her axe, which she, according to Snotlout, never does.
And Hiccret not just because I have already confessed to thirsting for Hiccup and Eret content, but also because this has potential for drama. Like it is shown in ‘The Serpent’s Heir’, Eret isn’t quite accepted into the tribe at first due to being a foreigner as it was a foreigner (A.K.A Drago Bludvist) who murdered their previous Chief and destroyed their village.
Imagine how borderline scandalous it must be when Hiccup not only invites this foreigner, this complete stranger, to come live in the tribe with them, but than also falls in love with him!
Though male relationships were supposedly looked down upon by the Vikings, I have always headcanoned that Berk was quite progressive when it came to things such as this. So the drama would really be centered around the fact that it’s their chief who falls for an outsider.
Also, Hiccup and Astrid would totally be each other’s wingman. Just because they won’t be a couple, doesn’t mean they still can’t be incredibly close as friends.
grimmel breaks into hiccup’s house and has a drink but instead of mead/water? it’s fuckin yaknog
This deserves more notes. Seeing him choke on that would be fucking hysterical.
Though, I think it may have been some. The liquid looked reddish to me.
Bonus points if Hiccup carefully planted the yaknog there.
Grimmel: *choking on yaknog*
Hiccup: Gotcha, mf
YES. Like, Grimmel’s about to start his evil monologue and casually takes a sip of the drink when BAM! He’s suddenly choking and Hiccup and the riders take the moment to strike. A nice, clean way to incapacitate enemies, with an excellent cook to make the recipie.
The Dragon Riders had the perfect weapon right there all along.
all of their problems could have been solved with Yaknog
I’d have loved to see Hiccup explain to Astrid why he urgently needed the drink he still hasn’t told her tastes terrible
Every time someone says “dragon” in How to Train Your Dragon
i cANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO HARD
if you listen closely to my deep, inner mind this is what you’ll hear
iT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY INTENSE DEBATE ABOUT DRAGONS HELP
I feel like this completes my blog
muh draggins
this audio file accurately describes the inside of my head at all times
WHAT ARE THEY DRAGGING????
Bringing this back
If Hiccup doesn’t do a dramatic turn with a good line in the third movie, I want my money back.

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Bonus:
You talk too much, son… yet I could listen to you forever xD
Can you imagine Hiccup and Toothless arguing like an old married couple? Like Hiccup is arguing with his own dragon.
These two are literally Toothless’ reactions after Hiccup does something he doesn’t like. In the first one he once again fails to acknowledge the fact that they almost got hurt again and in the second one Hiccup proposes to do said dangerous thing that’s put them twice in danger in this movie.
Like, 80% of their screentime together is arguing and teasing like an old married couple.
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