S W O O P

Varric lied. The companions are not as hot as he makes them seem. In fact they are very average people with very average features. Fenris in reality wears practical armor instead of that skin tight leather suit. Isabela’s boobs are not that big. Merrill is ripped and can body press hawke’s mabari. Anders does not even wear feathers. All lies to protect his friends identities.

I see this and raise you: DA:2 is visualized from Cassandra’s perspective, and Cassandra is horny on main

I like this better ^

We should’ve been able to agree with her and question him more 🤔😤

Soooo Bioware basically has been working their employees to exhaustion to the point where they hoped DA:I would fail so they could close as a studio

This is by far the best funko out there without a doubt

*unwraps my copy of da4* hell yeah! i’m so excited for this. oh wait i have to go take care of something first *blocks everyone in the dragon age tag*

inquisitor: after what happened with blackwall im hosting a party to find out who else in this inquisition is a fucking liar. i bought a polygraph mage from the nearest Circle for 99 GP. after it is done we will celebrate with drinks and appetizers!