depressed obsessed mess

reblog to tell the person you reblogged this from that they are deserving of love and affection

BE LOVED! INTENSELY!!

Companions be like

Reblog if you have made a friend online that you would love to hang with, but they live far away.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

been talking 2 my friends and new game tell me if youd like (romantically) your da romances irl why or why not im curious

I don’t condone violence usually but…I get why Will Smith did that

I just think it’s interesting how everyone on my twitter tl is going back and forth on this meanwhile the disabled and chronically ill people are all unanimously like “hit him again”

there needs to be an easier way to convey the idea of "it's absolutely fine that you don't like this thing I like, and I don't even necessarily disagree with your reasons for disliking it, but I am sick to death of hearing your negative opinions about it."

Reblog to drop jk rowling into an active volcano

Finally updating this – has been a labor of love, to be sure. :) <3

I’m obsessed with this! Kauri they’re amazing!

I’d call out “I’ll be right back! Love you!” Then leave. The one who starts meowing is my son.

i say treats and only one rabbit turns into a tiny hurricane slamming to my shoe

I say “Katchka!” and provided that none of the identical cats are Russian, only one tiny head will whip around.

Whichever one comes over and grabs my leg.

Try to pet them and the one that bites me is my bastard son, Toni Pepperoni.

offer broccoli to the roomful of cats to identify Nugget

Mention literally any lunch meat by name, and wait until my pitbull slams me off my feet.