Dragon Wolf

so for those of you that don’t know El Pollo Loco directly translates to “the chicken crazy”.

S I just had a thought what if instead of the Lazarus pits being contaminated ecto or sewage from the ghost zone, what if the Lazarus pits where ghost alcohol!

Just hear me out, in a lot of dc x Dp fics and prompts Danny and Jason have to consume ectoplasm as a food source or to heal. And that got me thinking about food in the ghost zone, and then suddenly it came to me. Alcohol has to be fermented in order to become alcohol, and. People do this with distilleries. So what if the Lazarus pits are just hidden alcohol distilleries. And the alcohol is put in caves and not barrels is because how corrosive and radioactive it is!

So the reason Jason has pit rage isn’t because the lazarus pits are evil it’s because he’s drunk! And because the Lazarus pits are the only ectoplasm he’s been around his core just keeps cycling it. And the reason it stuck around so long with Jason when the pit rage goes away pretty fast for everyone else is because Jason is a light weight.

So there’s this series on Tik-Tok the I love to watch by @ThePandaRedd its called “LORD DEATH MAN”

now for those of you who don’t know lord death man is an actual DC villain who’s only superpower is that he can’t die and that he is a master of yoga and know every single Pokémon and their eveolved forms. And this villain claims to be Batman’s greatest nemesis.

Seriously go watch the series it’s so incredibly dumb and hilarious. Now without further ado.

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It was supposed to be a quiet night, all the rogues where in Arkham, all his kids were behaving for once, and he doesn’t have any paperwork for one.

Red Hood over the com link: Hey B I’m coming in hot.

why did he open his mouth.

Red Hood drove into the Bat Cave. Once stopped he dismounts from his bike then reaches into the hidden compartment an pulls out a black trash bag

Red Hood: got a present for you B

Batman: What’s in the bag hood?

Red Hood: An old friend of yours.

Red hood opens the bag and in it Bruce sees a familiar skull

Lord death man: Tis I Lord Death Man Batman’s greatest Nemesis, for you can not defeat me for I am deathless.

quickly Jason seals the bag again.

Batman:…How?

Red Hood: He was trying to steal flower bouquets, and chocolate for is quote un-quote date with Damian’s grandmother.

Batman pinching the bridge of his nose: Why

Red Hood: Damian got to him first.

Batman: Hmm.

Red Hood: Anyways I brought him here because I think I know some one who can help with Skeletor here.

Batman: By all means.

Setting down the bag Jason pulls out a piece of paper from his inside jacket pocket. He pricks his finger with one of his many knives and smears the blood on the paper then sets the pieces of parchment onto the floor.

Batman: Hood what are yo-

Red Hood: Give it a second old man

the Paper starts to glow green and from it a green swirling vortex erupts. And out steps a young man about age 19 with black hair and blue eyes.

Batman: Hood!

Red Hood: Relax this is Danny he’s a friend.

Danny m: Sup, anyways what’d you call me for Red

Red hood: Well you see there’s this guy That I was hoping you could use your brand of crazy on.

Jason says pointing to a black trash bag

Danny: Hood for the last time I can’t bring people back from the dead!

Red Hood: that’s not why I called you, quite the opposite in fact.

Danny: wha- * looks inside the bag* YOU!

Lord Death Man: You can not confine me for I am a master of yoga.

Red Hood: So can you do anything?

Danny with slightly inhuman features: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GODS HAVE BEEN ON MY ASS BECAUSE OF HIM!!!!!!

Danny: The only reason he can’t die is because the last Ghost King made him immortal so he wouldn’t have to deal with him!

Red Hood and Batman look at each other than back at Danny

Red Hood: So does that mean you can take away him immortality?

Danny: Not unless you want him to drop dead the moment I do. The man has a skull for a head!

Danny: and even if you did want him dead, he would come back as a ghost and be an even bigger pain in the ass!

Jason: So then how do we solve the problem that is the talking pile of ground beef.

Lord death man: You can not kill me for not even god could take me for I AM-

everyone: SHUT UP!!!

Jason: Again! How do we get rid of him Danny?

Danny: I would bring him to, what is essentially ghost court for him to be jailed, sealed, or have his soul lit ablaze forever living in anguish until his soul is gone and ceases to exist.

Danny: If not for tHE FACT HE ESCAPED 5 TIMES ALREADY!

Danny now looking like the embodiment of cosmic horror.

Jason: why don’t you calm down bud, is there anything we can do to get this guy where he needs to go?

Batman: tell me again how you met?

Danny taking a deep breath: your right, your right. I just need to keep him in the ghost zone long enough to sentence him.

Jason: What if we chop him up into pieces. And put those pieces into separate locked containers?

Danny & Batman:….

Danny: …

Danny: That was extremely morbid but that could work.

Tim stepping into the cave to start working on repots: Hey Bruce, jason, why is there and empty bag in the center of the cave?

Danny, Bruce, and Jason whip around to see that the bag that previously held lord death man now lays empty.

Danny: SON OF A-!!!!!

Today I walked out to my garden to pick some tomatoes to make tomato sauce when one falls. I of course go to pick it up, but when I look down I see the find of all finds a plant lovers dream I find a mushroom.

And not just any mushroom, I find a morel mushroom. And the funny bit is it wasn’t just one! It was four!

So we’ve all heard of the classic trope of Danny being summoned by cultists, Danny accidentally killing Joker, Or Danny being an Arkham security guard and making Joker a vegetable. But what would happen if Joker was the one to summon the ghost king.

Joker: HAHAHA YOUR TO LATE BATS THE RITUAL IS ALREADY COMPLETE!!!

Batman: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!! Your have doomed us all!!

Joker: HAHAHhaHaaHahahAhahah

Ghost king: Who dares to summon me!!

Joker: Tis I King of Ghosts!

Ghost King: And what is it you have summoned me for!

Joker: I have summoned you to kill all those that are close to Batman, so that everyone he loves will die! Aaahahahaha oh I can’t wait to see the despair on your face Bats to see all you hold close disappear and there’s nothing you can do. AhahahahahaHahAhah I win Batman!

Ghost King snapping his fingers: wish granted

When the Ghost King snaps his fingers, suddenly the room goes quiet, and then deep tolls of church bells ring out and the starts to fill with small glowing green lights that float in the air. Those lights soon begin to take on shapes of people long since dead.

Ghost King: I call upon the souls of the dead to judge he who stands before me, and for the crimes committed I sentence you to eternal suffering, where you will be tortured and torn apart by the souls that you have killed, and you will never never die forever coming back and repeating the cycle until you are cast into hell

Joker sweating and shaking trying to run away if not for the ghosts holding him in place: WHATS GOING ON! I told you to kill the Bat!

Ghost King: I believe your exact words were “ to kill those closest to Batman”. And you Joker are the one that stands closest to him. That’s the thing about wishes Joker while you may wish it we the castor have full rain in how we interpret them. And you have given me the perfect opportunity to deal with you.

Joker: No No NONONONO NOOOOOOOOOO!

As the joker is dragged into a green vortex, all the ghosts and spirits in the room follow, all except the Ghost King. Once all the ghost are gone the Ghost King turns to the Bat family.

Ghost King: I hope you will not try to save him bat man, for if you do I will stop you by any means

Batman:….

Dick: Your not actually thinking about it are you!

Batman to the Ghost King: You are an actual raining monarch correct?

Ghost King: That is correct, but even if I didn’t want to sentence him, and would let your legal system deal out his punishment. When one is summoned we are bound by laws out of our control to grant the wish of our summoner our only control is how powerful the being and how we interpret.

But even without the wish the moment he summoned me he came under my jurisdiction. And I have a lot of souls come through whose deaths were caused by joker, and sooner or later I would have to come collect joker, but I guess it happened sooner.

Batman:….

Red Hood: your really going to do nothing old man? I know it’s rich coming from me, but this is you we’re talking about

Batman:…do you judge souls fairly

Ghost King: That I do, but I do not judge alone that is what the jury is for.

Batman:…. My code wasn’t ever simply a no kill rule, it was to never be a judge, jury, and executioner. But he is, he has the right to judge, people.

Ghost King:…. Sooo …..we good?

Batman: hmm

Ghost King: phew for a second there I thought I would have to fight you, and I did not want to do that.

The entire bat family: Wait WHAT!

Ghost King: Don’t “wait what” me there are more gods scared of him then there are of me!

the entire bat family: HUUUH!!

A flash of light appears around the Ghost King and in his place is a teenage boy around the age of 16 with black hair, blue eyes, and wearing a NASA shirt and jeans with red sneakers.

Danny: Anyways I’m Danny, can I get your autograph!

Batman:…..Sure.

Bat Family: WHAT

So I was just gardening trimming my plants harvesting my tomatoes, and removing any pests from my raised beds when it hit me severely different varieties of plants need cold and frost, this mostly applies to bulb plants and stone fruit trees but I digress, from most bulb plants like ranunculus, Dahlias, and onions. They need cold in order to grow. And some varieties bloom in the winter, like snow crocus, witch hazel, and snowdrop. They just pop right through the snow.

The reason plants need cold is because the cold puts them into hibernation so to speak and let them rest so that way they can produce the next year. Peaches depending on the variety need at least 600 hours of frost.

I had also learned that NASA is studying snake plants, and they found out that snake plants are so good at filtering air that you would only need 15 plants in a 1800 square foot house if you were completely cut off from outside air and be completely fine.

so this got me thinking, Danny Phantom loves space and anything to do with space. So Danny being the space nerd that he is decides to go get a snake plant and puts it in his room. As usual shenanigans en-sue and he completely forgets about the plant for over a month. When Danny goes to check on the plant to throw it out because it’s probably dead. Lo and behold it is perfectly fine and thriving. Because fun fact snake plants are an extremely low maintenance plant, those things are harder to kill than a cactus.

So Danny decides to start a little garden for himself because he heard from Sam that gardening was a very relaxing activity. So he plants a few different plants just to try and see. Two cherry tomatoes, a cucumber, some garlic to keep pests away, and for some reason a peach tree.

a few weeks go by and Danny finds that no matter what he does he can’t get anything to grow and everything but the peach three dies so he pulls out the tomato and cucumber plants and throws them away, he leaves the peach and garlic alone because he’s still holding out hope for the peaches and he forgot where the garlic was.

Anyways time goes on and he forgets about the garden months go by and he decides to one day check on the peach tree he planted and what he sees shocks his whole family there in the yard was a peach tree twice the size of the small half dead twig it used to be, lush and heavy with sweat, plump, and juicy peaches. Jazz deciding to pluck a peach of the tree takes a bite, and juice cascades down her chin like a waterfall, Jazz squeals and how sweet and delicious the peaches are

So Danny in his infinite wisdom invites Sam an Tucker over to get their opinion.

Danny: So what do you think?

Tucker: Ehh, It’s no meatloaf, but pretty good.

Sam: …

Danny: … Everthing ok Sam?

Sam whispering: …how

Danny: sorry what was that I didn’t quite hear you Sam.

Sam: HOW DID YOU GROW THIS PEACH!!!!

Danny startled: w-what I don’t understand, what did I do

Sam getting more and more angry😡: HOW DID YOU GROW PEACHES WHEN EVERY PLANT YOU TOUCH DIES!! NOT EVEN I CAN’T GROW PEACHES THIS GOOD!!

Danny: I don’t know! I planted it and then it died! I don’t know how it came back!

Tucker siting in a corner watching the drama unfold picking at grass then pulling up a baseball sized clove of garlic: uhhhh hey guys is this a weed??

Danny : huh I forgot I planted those.

Sam jumping on Danny pulling at his shirt: TELL ME YOUR SECRETS FENTON!!!!!

As it turns out that while Danny emits an aura of cold and frost that most plants hate, cold hardy plants and bulbs love it.

Later on Sam gives Danny a couple of different bulbs to plant. When asked why Sam replies “no reason, just thought you would like them” then turns around and laughs creepily with her finger tips together.

people of tumblr I am in desperate need of help. I have a parasitic plant that is attacking my chamomile arugula, basil, and marigolds. It’s a long yellow, spindly looking plant that wraps vine like branches around the leaves and stems of my plants and attaches them with suction cups. I have no idea what it is or how to get rid of it. Any ideas?

So I just thought of a hilarious scenario. So we all know the trope where Danny’s parents find out he’s a halfa, bad things ensue and somewhere he ends up with Bruce Wayne, and a lot of times Danny is Bruce Wayne’s biological son, LE GASP! But what if Danny’s parents found out and nothing happened. Jack Fenton: Your a ghost!

Danny scared for his life: yes??!??!😱

Jack Fenton: that’s great Danny! I’m so proud you told us, now hold this generator while I hook it up to the gear box.

Danny confused: uuuuuuhhhh

Maddie Fenton: chop chop honey an ecto turbine engine doesn’t build itself.

Now imagine this the Fentons go to Gotham for a family holiday because of how cursed it is to see if they can find any ghosts. Shenanigans ensue and the bat family finds out. The bat kids see Danny and kidnap him because they think the Fentons kidnapped him, and also Danny looks so much like Bruce they think he’s another hidden child.

So Danny gets kidnapped by Gothams local cryptids, and understandably he’s a little freaked out but he knows he’s ok because ghost powers. But he heard one of the bat brats say “Maybe it’s another clone?” And out of curiosity he lets them take him because he wants to see were this scenario is headed.

The bat brigade puts a sack over Danny’s head and transports Danny to the Bat Cave, when they take the bag of Danny’s head he is amazed because it’s the actual bat cave. Distracted, Red Robin comes over and steals, a strand of hair, and swabs his mouth. The bats run his DNA and surprise, surprise the tests come back positive for Bruce being Danny’s biological father, except, Danny knows that’s not true. Have you SEEN his parents, they’re more crazy about each other then the Joker! And he has seen his baby photos he know for a fact he’s not adopted if anyone it would be Jazz!

Anyways even thought Danny is his parents son the Machine is not wrong just not entirely true l, you see when Danny got zapped by the portal and got his molecules rearranged his DNA did as well. So now while also being Schrödinger's cat and a doctor’s worst nightmare, he’s also a false positive on several medical tests. So as the Bat kids are contemplating the existence of another child from Bruce. Batman enters the Bat Cave wondering why his children are home early.

Batman seeing Danny: Why is there an unknown in the cave!

Damian: Welcome back father, as you can see your brood has brought an unknown into the cave, further proving the point that I am the superior Robin.

But to the shock of myself and the others we found this boy being held captive by some rouges and rescued him. The others saw that there was a great deal of resemblance between him and Bruce Wayne so they decided to bring him to the cave to see if there is some relation. We soon found out that the boy is Bruce Wayne’s son.

Danny tiered of being left out of the conversation: Hey Fury brigade!

with that comment everyone turned to Danny, a few trying to not laugh.

Danny: I hate to break it to you, but I’m not related to this “Bruce Wayne” character. And those rouges you rescued me from are my parents, and unless you give me back to them your going to have 2 very angry mad scientists on your doorstep.

Batfam staring at this snarky teenager as if he had grown a second head: ….

Night Wing: What do you mean “those were your parents”, they were very obviously trying to hurt you!

Danny: We’re Fentons nothing about us is normal.

Red Robin: Ignoring that, how exactly would two mad scientists find the bat cave, it’s one of the most secure places in all of Gotham.

Danny: Well considering how long you’ve keep me I’d say you’re about to find out.

Red Robin: What does tha-

💥BOOM💥

Maddie Fenton: WHERE IS MY BABY!!!!!

Jack Fenton: If you’ve hurt one hair on his head I’ll rip you all apart molecule by molecule!!!

Jazz looking though the chaos: Hi Danny😁.

Danny appearing in front of everyone as if nothing is wrong: Hi Jazz, how was the trip?

Jazz perfectly relaxed: oh you how dads driving is, though I think we ran over a clown but he’ll probably be alright.

The Bat Family is just stunned at how fast the supposed parents of the boy found Danny

Maddie holding Danny in her arms, and walking away: If you creeps ever come near my son again I’ll rip you apart limb from limb

Jack Fenton: Aaww But I didn’t even get to use the creep stick.

So Danny phantom the scrawny ghost boy. Often when he grows up he is depicted as an absolute short king. But I raise you this, Maddie is 5’9 and jack is 6’9 so with those genetics there is no way he would be short no instead he towers over everyone even Dan and everyone is surprised

It’s a normal day in Gotham the birds are cawing, the flowers are wilting, and crime is everywhere. A beautiful day in Dan Phantoms book. He moved to Gotham a few years ago so that he would have a steady source of ectoplasm, and able to fulfill his obsession, wrath. So with that in mind he works as an Arkham prison guard, he’s able to feed off of the prisoners hate and gets to fight them whenever there’s a prison break, which is quite often.

but today is special, today his family is visiting because Jazz wants to become a psychiatrist at Arkham. Both he and Danny tried to talk her out of it but she’s just a stubborn and hard headed as the rest of them. *Ring* oh that must be them

Dan: JAZZ!! Great to see you has it already been 4 years man time sure does fly by.

Jazz: It sure does, you know you could have visited anytime.

Dan: I could but then again a security guards job is never done and I’m one of the best. Now where’s the brat I hope the little twerp did make you come to Gotham all by yourself. Jazz: No he’s here, he’s just getting our bags from the car.

Dan: Ah no wonder he’s taking so long he probably buried under the bags.

Danny coming up the stairs: No need to worry about me, I’m here

Hearing his voice Dan turns and sees little Danny, only he’s not so little any more. Standing at a whopping 7 feet tall Danny towers over everyone. Dan stands agape, shocked at how tall Danny was.

Dan: HOW, WHEN DID YOU GET SO TALL!!! Last I saw you, you were struggling getting past 5’6!

Danny: Hahah, yeah nobody saw it coming, I guess it just took a while for the Fenton gens to kick in, I mean have you seen our family, short is not a word I’d us to describe them.

Dan: But how, I’m your future self and I’m only 6’9!

Danny: I hate to break it to you Dan but I don’t think absorbing Vlads ghost half did you any favors, I mean he’s plenty tall, but he’s only 6’5.

Jazz: Well while you two talk I’m going to settle in.

Jazz proceeds to walk away form the two, and once she turns the corner Danny gets a hardened look and hooks Dans head with his arm. Dan almost shouts in protest thinking Danny will give him the shovel talk about hurting Jazz when Danny surprises him by saying

Danny whispering: So what’s the plan for keeping Jazz away from Red Hood

Dan surprised: What???

Danny: Oh don’t look at me surprised, we obviously have to keep Jazz away from Red Hood. You know Red Hood the bad boy who has a rap sheet a mile long, has a motorcycle, likes kids, and loves Jane Austin. The moment jazz and Hood meet Jazz will want to jump him

Dan processing: and that’s a bad thing why???

Danny: Because Red Hood has a thing for tall redheads, and Jazz is exactly his type, and if they get together that means we’ll have the bats crawling down our backs.

Dan: oh my Ancients your right we have to keep them away from each other no matter what.

so we all know the trope of Danny going to Gotham getting sprayed by joker venom or fear gas and instead it works like laughing gas, truth serum, or doesn’t affect him at all because ghost metabolism. Well riddle me this, what if fear gas and joker venom were ghost alcohol.

So we know that in the Dp universe some ghosts feed on emotion, and fear gas and joker venom trigger certain emotions. So what if in the ghost zone fear gas and joker venom are rare sought after alcohol, that is only sold in the top ghost zone bars.

Just Imagine on day Danny decides to visit Gotham wether it be a ghost attack or him trying to take a vacation, anyway Fenton luck hits and the city gets doused in fear toxin because scarecrow is testing out his latest batch of fear toxin on the people of Gotham. Danny seeing everyone scared jumps into action and defeats scarecrow. While getting shot in the face with fear toxin witch is like tossing back 5 vodka shots.

when the Batfam arrives they see a twig of a boy tying up scarecrow and his goons. So naturally Batman asks what happened.

Batfam: what happend did you do this

Danny drained of adrenaline: Nnnooooo???

Batman: who are you

Danny drunk of his feet: I am the night, I am vengeance, I am bat babe

batfam: *snort* been a while since we heated that one

Danny: wanna see a magic trick *hick*

Danny stumbling into a wall: tada I walked right through. Hehehe

Batfam watching in disbelief: is he drunk

Everyone looking towards Black Bat:…

Black Bat: 😡😤😒 *looks towards Danny* you okay??

Danny blushing brighter then a tomato: *hick* your so pretty, will you marry me?

So I just got into the dc x dp fandom very head strong and I’ve been reading dc x dp fics left and right, some of the fics containing a/b/o dynamics and I just had a thought what if Danny one day took a trip to the DC universe and this universe had the a/b/o dynamics

Danny: I am a traumatized teenager that is alone and is totally normal

Adopting orphans left and right Bruce Wayne: don’t worry pup I’ll take care of you, you’re obviously neglected due to you’re having no parental scent

Danny: STRANGER DANGER, There’s a child sniffing pervert on the loose protect your childern(runs away)

Bruce Wayne: ???

So I am currently in my werewolf romance phase. For the longest time I have been trying to find a werewolf X Mafia book not a mafia werewolf x human but one where a a mafia leader and a werewolf are mates and fall in love, I mean I would write it myself. Still, I have tried writing and I procrastinate so hard and my writing is sh*t.

So I am here asking if anybody knows where I can find a story like this, I mean just imagine a mafia boss gets their ass knocked to the ground by their mate and is forced into the world of the supernatural.

Hey tumblr can some one help me identify this caterpillar. I know it’s not a butterfly because of how big it is and it horn but I also know it’s not a tomato worm or other wise known as hawk moth.