Diggin' Holes, Gettin' Paid

sanrio characters have a secondary sociatal function of being used as symbols and shortcuts for innocence, childiness and naivity, which makes putting them in traumatic, grown up and hellish scenarios particularly effective for evoking the image of a teenager that has to deal with depression, drugs and other issues they are illequipped to this early in life. now hear me out. putting Hatsune Miku in incresingly absurd and surreal situations is the same phenomenon in a different font. my theory being she's being utilised by people who were promised a future world that no longer exists, who cannot help but marvel at the idioticy of the reality they now have to deal with, realising nothing was ever under control and nothing ever was meant to make sense. in this essay i did

blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

hey staff what the fuck

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

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ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

its a real shame we cant talk about gendered socialization as the violence that it is without some fuckass rocking up like "and thats why trans women arent women!"

like children gendered as girls are fed less and given less opportunities to play and make messes, and children gendered as boys are offered less help and given less emotional support, and this is hurting them! but no actually we need to stop trannies from using the womens washroom

The thing missing from the transphobic analysis is that children gendered as one but perceived to conform more to the other (or to "fail" at their gendered socialization) tend to get a sampler-pack of the worst of both, plus a bunch of outright abuse on top.

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out