悪魔城ドラキュラ黙示録

mercenary tao

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

happy 9th anniversary to your dildo fiasco chris grawly!

i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)

sorry i'm not talking on tumblr as often anymore, I still try to post here once in a while but i'm on twitter if you want to follow or connect

hello. i have been discharged, but am still not able to work for the time being. my paycheck this upcoming week is going to abysmally small and i just had to pay for the antibiotics my insurance denied. anything still helps tremendously. thank you all so much for helping it seriously makes a huge difference

He’s entrusting you with whatever power the gear holds, But not by choice. Circumstances and issues have arose that can only be resolved if you are the holder of this artifact. His face is screwed up with concern, light anger, a held-back sorrow. In the coming days he will learn of the fruition of your actions, but for now it is a guessing game. Make him- and the world, proud