headcannons of you being apart of the strawhat crew!
a/n: just a brain barf tbh đ
â˘There is no such thing as peace and quiet in the Thousand Sunny.
â˘During the day, Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper are all constantly bored (and they let everyone know because they make sure to whine about it extra loud) and usually find weird things to get into.
â˘Normally, itâs just fishing!! Itâs a win-win for Sanji and the trio. Sanji gets something to cook for dinner, and the rascals arenât bored!
â˘During the night, itâs just really loud snoring.
â˘But then thereâs other times where they get into something just. . . odd.
â˘While crochet itself isnât odd, having your hollow-headed captain with two knitting tools heâs never used before attempting to make a scarf??? That was odd.
â˘Robin helps them through the entire process though, so donât worry too much. Although, she does leave out some parts just to see what they would come up with.
â˘The other two, Usopp and Chopper, actually make some pretty great stuff! Usopp, being the multitalented artist he is, created plenty of varied accessories fit specifically for the crew!
â˘Chopper spent the whole 5 hours on the same item. Please, whatever it looks like, please just wear it to make him feel better.
â˘Luffy. . . well, he tried! Itâs the thought that counts!
â˘If you ever wear what they made, I can assure you theyâd be ecstatic.
â˘Usopp? Itâd be a major confidence boost, and heâs probably say something smug like âAh, of course! Usopp Da Vinciâs work on this scale is just too marvelous to be ignored!â
â˘âWasnât he a painterââ
â˘âLet me have my moment, (Name).â
â˘Chopper? He does that little happy dance <3 Totally says âAww, you big dummy! You donât have to go and flatter me!â Chopper probably have his only item specifically to you, so wear it as much as you can.
â˘Luffy? oH BOYâ The second he spots the colors on you, heâs suddenly catapulting towards you with his big, signature grin.
â˘âShishishi, so you like it, (Name)?! Good! Iâll make sure to make a bunch more for you!â
â˘He actually probably tried to crochet a strawhat somehow. . . wear it anyway.
â˘Robin and Nami always include you in spilling the tea.
â˘And, honestly, the tea could be anything. It could be: Big Momâs new throwaway husband, or the latest dispute in the newspaper, or even something as simple as a good book.
â˘Robin reads a lot as we know, and she tends to talk to you about them a lot. Sheâs always suggesting a new title, a juicy genre you need to check out, or even having a mini book club to discuss what major plot twists happened in your stories that week.
â˘Because Robin is an older woman with more experience, sheâs hesitantless in offering you any advice that you need. She has that motherly nature to her, and youâre definitely not excluded to it. Will sit you down and have you talk about your problems in detail, or if you just need someone to be close to right then and there, sheâs right there for you.
â˘And, Robin is modest! We know, we understand, what a queenâ
â˘But, we all know she dips herself into that piping hot tea, okay???
â˘She comes out with the hOTTEST news out of nowhere, even hotter than what Nami pops out with!
â˘Speaking of Nami, she likes to just sunbathe and read a lot when she has the time. Most of time sheâs, yâknow, navigating. Cause sheâs a navigator.
â˘But if sheâs just out and about, sheâs either chatting with Robin, or sitting underneath her tangerine tree with you.
â˘Iâm sure Nami really just needs to ramble sometimes, so give her that closure and in return: you get tangerines! (But sheâll one hundred percent return the favor for you.)
â˘Nami also likes to just watch the sea sometimes. She likes to play this game to see who can spot the most fish in the shortest amount of time.
â˘Except the catch is, how many fish you find is how many Beli the other person pays you.
â˘Iâm sure you can imagine how that goes.
â˘Are you a girl? Sanjiâs fawning over you.
â˘He makes sure to remember your favorite foods, drinks, desserts, etc. just to surprise you sometimes!
â˘You can be minding your business somewhere on the ship and youâll just feel this impending sense of doom hear a voice call you from somewhere like:
â˘â(NAME)-SWAAAN? Where are you, my dear?! I prepared (insert) for you!!â
â˘Sure, Sanji can be a little. . . persistent sometimes, but itâs his way of showing affection to you (if youâre a woman). So, itâs kind of sweet, really.
â˘You a guy, or just not a woman? Sanji doesnât fawn over you, but he doesnât scowl at youâ
â˘As we know, Sanji already remembers everyoneâs favorite dishes, and you are no exception.
â˘Sanji still brings you out surprise dishes, just not as often. But trust me when I say itâs the same amount of adoration put in there.
â˘Either gender (or none, i donât judge lol), Sanji likes to have talks with you while he prepares a meal of the day. It could be about anything really.
â˘Want to talk about how Zoroâs kimono unconventionally ripped right at his ass crack? You better believe Sanji has an entire monologue prepared about that.
â˘But, really, Sanji enjoys the company as he cooks, so you being there makes him real happyâ He feels content :)
â˘Training sessions with Zoro!!
â˘You know how Zoro just trains to train?? Like because he just feels like it?
â˘Well, now youâve been roped into it.
â˘Look, you made the mistake of bugging Zoro while he was in the middle of a workout, so now you have to finish it with him.
â˘And even though it was just half of his normal passive workout, you were practically drained of all bodily fluids by the end of it.
â˘Eventually you get used it (Zoro makes sure you do, he doesnât exactly want you passing out every five minutes). So now, youâre kind of like a mini-Zoro when it comes it unneeded strength. Congrats!!
â˘Zoro letâs you join him for naps. If heâs sleeping up in the crowâs nest and you just happen to pop in and sleep next to him, heâs not really gonna complain.
â˘I mean, Luffy does it too! You three have probably had cuddle piles (unwillingly on Zoroâs part) and Chopper has joined in more than a few thousand times.
â˘If you stay up with him during night watch, then heâs definitely going to appreciate that. Sure he mostly just trains that entire time, but now he has company and someone to train with. Heâs still figuring out if you pestering him during the night watch is a good thing, though.
â˘Now, because you stay up all night, you tend to nap around with Zoro when you have the chances.
â˘Congratulations, now you really have become a mini Zoro.
â˘Chopper likes to follow you around a lot, if you donât mind. Usually heâs tinkering around in his doctorâs office, but if heâs not then heâs probably attached to anyone of the ship. Fair game.
â˘If heâs with you, however, heâs probably talking to you about some dream he had where he threw up and in his throw up was the reflection of himself. Except he had swirly eyebrows like Sanjiâ
â˘Chopper said heâs still deciding whether it was a normal dream or a nightmare.
â˘If you have anything sweet you can share with him, then please do it :) You have a break-apart popsicle? Give him half! Sanji gave you cotton candy? Let him have some you monsterâ
â˘Just makes sure he doesnât have too much sweets that he gets a tummy ache!
â˘Usopp is a big tinkerer! Heâs teaming up with Franky a lot of the time to make some new, top-of-the-line invention with the big guy.
â˘If you sit with Usopp and watch him work, youâll see just how concentrated he gets when he gets into the groove.
â˘Chances are: Usopp rambles a lot, and I mean like a lot. He probably rambles about what designs heâs thinking he should paint on the new weapon he made for you, or heâs talking about some tall tale of a woman with four heads and two penises.
â˘Donât ask about the details of the latter, you donât know what Sanji slipped into the drinks that night.
â˘Are you artistic yourself? Great! Usopp is the perfect partner to sketch, paint, sculpt, mold, etc. with! Heâs down for anything, and certainly willing to learn if he hasnât heard about a certain medium.
â˘You guys can, and most likely will, spend hours on just making different forms of art for your own enjoyments.
â˘Usopp told you a secret, and itâs that he has this little sketchbook in his tinker corner that had a bunch of sketches of everyone on the crew <3
â˘Some are just a crew member loitering to them laughing and dancing around a campfire.
â˘Thereâs one of you sitting on the figure head too, with Luffyâs hat on. And, let me tell you, Usopp captured you perfectly.
â˘Franky has a tendency to really get into his inventions, and honestly heâll get even deeper into them if you help design some.
â˘Like, you and Franky can be having a casual conversation about what hand is more superior, but the second you mention some invention you had in mind, yOU MYSTERIOUSLY END UP IN HIS LAB.
â˘Heâll explain the ropes to you if youâre interested in learning, and will even guide you to making small things like mini harps or a gigantic knife throwing machines.
â˘He likes the latter more.
â˘Already a mechanic and/or have some shipwright expertise? Perfect! Youâre now Frankyâs partner in crime.
â˘No ifs, buts, nor refusals.
â˘You two are unstoppable.
â˘Brook casually plays music and sings, but thatâs kind of obvious seeing how he is the musician of the crew and has a massive passion for it.
â˘If you also have a passion for music, or just really like hearing him play and complement him a lot, then he really enjoys that!
â˘If you can play an instrument, he makes sure to grab you the most pristine and properly working one he can find and gifts it to you! Brook wants you to play with him though, please </3
â˘Can you sing? yâALL ABOUT THE HARMONIZE THE FUCK OUTTA THIS SHIP BRO
â˘If you play, or if you sing, Brook is always giving you compliments, guidance, and reassurance. Especially if youâre shy about it.
â˘Trying to learn how to sing? Brook is patient with you and makes sure to help you find your singing style and training it to the best of itâs ability. Even if you start out scratchy and your voice cracks a lot, Brook will not stop tutoring you until youâre even just the slightest bit proud of your improvement.
â˘Trying to learn how to play an instrument? Brookâs got you there too!! Whether itâs a woodwind, brass, string, keys, or whatever, Brookâs probably mastered it already. So youâre learning from a pro! Even if you donât know how to read sheet music, heâs teaching you that too. Makes sure to compliment your improvement and make sure your proud of yourself.
â˘And, maybe this was obvious, but if youâre a girl: Brook wants to see your panties! Though, trust me, it doesnât interfere with your closeness at all.
â˘Also, when Brook tells his skull jokes, laugh and tell him it was a good one! Sure, now youâll have to sit through a few trillion of them, but youâve boosted his ego!!!
â˘Jinbe, the fishman helmsman!
â˘He has now adopted you.
â˘No refusal, you are now his child.
â˘Heâs the guy you go to when you want life advice (besides Robin), and need a bit of guidance because a new problem has surfaced.
â˘Jinbe is more than ready to offer his words of wisdom and makes sure that youâre feeling alright, both emotionally and physically.
â˘Want to learn fishman karate? Heâs never been more proud.
â˘As we are aware, Jinbe is a patient man, and he will teach you everything he knows to the best of his abilities. End up struggling a lot? No problem! He gives you the breaks you need, and he observes you closely to give that extra help when needed.
â˘Sit and meditate with him! Words arenât need to have a good time, anyways.
â˘Itâs nice and relaxing, really. Itâs just you two, your auras, and the crashing waves of the sea.
â˘And the sound of Luffy being eaten by some strange fish, but thatâs besides the point.
â˘Heâs kind of like a grandpa, so, do of that information what you will.
â˘Ah, Luffy, your beloved straw-hatted captain.
â˘Oh boy is he a handful.
â˘Luffy has a terrible tendency to, quite literally, drag you around and directly into his messes.
â˘Messes include the sea, so if youâre a devil fruit user then. . .
â˘HE MEANS WELL THOUGH LMAO
â˘Luffy can get really clingy, and thatâs just his nature. No matter what you guys are doing, some part of him is wrapped around some part of you, and honestly itâs kind of grounding to have someone to touch in his opinion. So itâs why he does it so much.
â˘If you participate in his dumb and childish antics, then youâre in for a treat because heâll make it fun for the both of you!! You guys can manage to play 70 games of hide and seek, 50 games of tag, and 30 âthrow (Name) overboard!!âs.
â˘You still want to know when that last one because a fun activity for the rest of the crew.
â˘Luffy, of course, isnât always a hyperactive Labrador.
â˘There are times, and itâs always either early morning or sunset, when you two will just sit in silence on the figurehead of the ship.
â˘These are the times where Luffy will let his gaurd down, so listen to whatever comes out of his mouth, even if it sounds dumb. Because, chances are, itâs coming directly from the heart.
â˘Letâs you wear his hat! Especially if youâre not feeling up to anything, then his hat has been shoved on your big dome.
â˘Give Luffy some of your food pleaseđ Itâs either you give it or he takes it, yâknow? So youâre gonna lose either way LMAOâ
â˘Break into the kitchen and cook with him (with Sanjiâs secret consent, but donât tell Luffy or else he wonât be careful!). Make sure itâs a big portion, though, or else youâre probably not getting any of the food just you you both made.
â˘Hair issues??? No problem! If you have straight hair, Frankyâs your guy!
â˘Dude is 100% up to do whatever style you want, and heâs (even though you may have not asked for it) already writing down shampoos and conditioners and things to help your hair stay smooth and healthy.
â˘Might put your hair up in wacky hairdos so you guys can match when you go outâ
â˘Kinky hair??? Curls, frizz, naps, 4câ BROOK. HAS. YOU. COVERED.
â˘When I say this man is decked out with hair products, I mean it.
â˘The millisecond you ask him to help you with some hair issue or whatever, yOU ARE HIS TOP PRIORITY. AFRO TO AFRO, DO YOU UNDERSTAND????
â˘Telling you specific shampoos, getting you oils to lather your hair in, leave-in conditioner and all!!! This skeleton has absolutely no problem in sharing his stash and helping you out.
â˘sIR VOLUNTEERS TO TWIST YOU HAIR HOWEVER YOU WANT IT. THIS SKELETON IS AT YOUR SCALP FOR THE FAME.
â˘Tender-headed?? Heâll even be gentle with you.
â˘Brook is just đ¤đž when it comes to black hair, trust me. He gets it, he helps you.
â˘(Also, letâs be honest, Usopp has probably gone to Brook for products too. Yâall share hair days at this point.)
â˘(Maybe Jinbe too??? He kinda has the hair typeâ)
â˘Need comfort? Go for the older crew members, theyâre the best at making you feel better.
â˘Bored? Luffy feels you on an molecular level!! Go play some games!!!
â˘Want quiet? Everyone on the crew can give you that, just catch them at the right timesâ
â˘Donât want to be alone?
â˘Well, the whole crew is right here and waiting for you!
â˘The crew thinks youâre a wonderful addition to the crew, and they wouldnât have it any other way.
â˘They all have a way of bonding with you, and Iâm sure youâll enjoy the friendships you make with these guys.
â˘Because they enjoy the bond they have with you.
a/n: iâ did not read this one over sORRY FOR TYPOS <3