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Y/n: *falls in a hole*
Robin: "Y/n are you okay?"
Y/n: "Don't worry about me i'm alright."
Usopp: "Y/n are you sure there isn't something down there you can use to climb out?"
Y/n: *Sarcastically*
Y/n: "Oh, wait! Here's a grappling hook. Oh, and an escalator! Silly me!"
Nami: "we're about to die. Y/n! Do you really want your final words to be sarcastic?"
Y/n: *Sarcastically*
Y/n: "NoooooOOOOOooooo!"
Jinbe: "She's smart i'm sure she'll find her way out eventually?"
Luffy: "Hey, if we throw Brook down there, maybe she could make a ladder out of his bones?"
Brook: *shocked but also angry*
Brook: "ABSOLUTELY NOT!!"
One piece: accidentally hitting them
Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Brook, Ace, Sabo, Law, Doflamingo, Corazon, Katakuri, Mihawk, Buggy
I wrote this because I have seen a few fanfics about them accidentally hitting you and I was just like what if you accidentally punched them in the face, also when I had thought I was done with this my sibling got me to add Buggy and Brook so it took longer to write then I thought it would
Luffy
The sun was shining down on the deck of the sunny, the wind was blowing gently and the sky was as blue as it could be all together it was a perfect day to have lunch out side and that was exactly what the crew was doing, I was enjoying the chatter of my crew mates as they ate, I could hear Nami and Robin talking about what they bought on the last island Nami all her clothes and Robin with her books, I could hear Zoro and Sanji bickering like usual, Usopp and Chopper were asking Franky about his newest creation, and Jinbe and Brook were talking like two old men, and then last but not least the only one not talking, our captain Monkey D Luffy now the reasoning for our usual chatty captain not talking was because he was shoving his face full of food, it really lift me wondering a lot of the time where all that food went, I took a bit admiring Luffy he looked beautiful in this light, I smiled softly before going to eat my own food I lifted up the piece of meat going to take a bite, I closed my eyes for a second before biting down and instead of being greeted by the perfectly prepared piece of meat Sanji cooked I was greeted by something that felt suspiciously like rubber
STRAW HATS NSFW HEADCANNONS
includes ; luffy, zoro, nami, ussop, sanji, robin, franky, brook, jinbe,
warnings ; 18+ content, fem reader, panty stealing, humping, porn without plot, perverted behavior, oral (both receiving), masturbation, cock warming, groping, slight exhibitionism, double penetration, jinbe has two pps, robotic pp, scissoring, fingering, vibrator, somnophilia, bratt taming,
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Strawhats with a crush !
I have been in the making of this for probably months now because I am always too lazy to write, but here we go!!!
Slight spoilers for dressrosa and whole cake island in Sanji’s, spoilers for Wano in Yamatos.
Not proof read I am the laziest writer ever 💔
Luffy
- Luffy is kinda oblivious with his own feelings, especially when it comes to romance. When he starts gaining feelings for you, he probably thinks he just feels a strong friendship towards you, if he were to ever reflect on it. Which he probably wouldn’t anyways.
- At some point though he probably thinks maybe he sees you like a sibling, because at some point he acknowledges you mean more to him than even his crew at times. But he kinda becomes disgusted with the idea of having a relationship with you akin to Ace or Sabo. He’s not sure why he feels that disgust however, since he doesn’t think negatively of you at all! So why does the idea of you being siblings bother him so much?
- But of course, he’s not one for thinking too long or hard about it and kinda moves on.
- Luffy will treat you differently, just a bit. But it’s not too noticeable since he mostly treats you like any other friend, just closer. He’s more clingy, physically clinging to you, such as hanging on your back, crawling all over you like your a jungle gym, or simply grabbing your hand and dragging you off to go on some dumb filler episode with him. Luffy drags you often on one on one adventures, and loves spending time with just you. He offers you a lot of his food and has no qualms sharing with you.
- Luffy does a lot of things to show he cares, that might not be what he does for others. He goes out his way to protect you, though of course he has faith in your skills as well, he definitely seeks to protect you more than he would his crew. He becomes more angry for your sake as well, say if a pirate took an interest in stealing you away, or perhaps somebody bad mouthing you. He won’t stand for either and won’t hesitate to fight them either.
- He doesn’t realize his feelings until Nami and Usopp blatantly point it out to him, Nami asking him when he’s going to confess. And so when Luffy just blinks blankly at her, they realize… “Luffy.. don’t tell me you don’t even know you have a crush on them?!” Usopp would yell at him. Before the two had to sit luffy down for a bit of a talk.
- That being said, Luffy doesn’t bother planning on some grand confession. That’s not really who Luffy is. Also, rejection doesn’t even occur to him. He’s not thinking about consequences or potential outcomes. When he basically is forced to realize he has feelings for you, he goes to a field of flowers, and he hand picks out ones that remind you of him. He will then hand you the flowers and tell you, “hey! I like you a lot! Wanna go on a date?!” And that’s kinda it. Of course, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, and even Chopper will look on in horror, while the rest just laugh because well, that’s luffy for you.
Zoro
- Zoro on the other hand acts vastly different around you, so his crush is far more obvious and noticeable. It’s kinda hard to pull off, since he’s normally the cool, nonchalant swordsman. But around you, he stumbles over his words and he feels like he cannot function around you. Similar to Tashigi, he feels the need to run away from you and avoid any conversation with you.
- Also, the constantly blushing and sweating doesn’t help his case. He can often be found stuttering and not knowing how to proceed with conversation. This also comes into play with how he treats you. Constantly caught in between if he should be nice and normal around you or if he should be mean to you so you don’t catch onto his feelings.
- So often times, his brain short circuits, and it comes out a jumbled mess of words. “Like I care if you fall! I mean… I do care-! But-! Not really! But-!” and it could go on like that all day if Nami doesn’t bonk him in the head.
- And other times, his sentences must simply do not make any sense. He’s a mess around you, plain and simple. Despite his awkwardness making it kinda hard to have a good bond sometimes, Zoro is protective of you and that’s not something he can deny. No matter how many times he may claim he doesn’t care, and then claim he does the next second.
- Zoro is naturally more possessive and protective of you, almost as if it’s just in his nature to be. Zoro will give the death glare to any man staring at you for too long whenever you and him hang out in some tavern. And Zoro is constantly scanning for danger. He almost treats it like an opportunity to prove he can be the one to always protect you.
- Zoro has known he liked you since the beginning, but didn’t really confess for a long time. Perhaps he convinced himself it’s because there’s constantly too much going on, being in a pirate crew and all. But deep down he knows he’s just nervous of the outcome. He doesn’t fear rejection exactly, he just fears he will lose the friendship that took forever to form due to his nerves.
- When he confesses, he doesn’t plan anything too grand either. While he was tempted to, Robin was able to stop him from doing anything that wasn’t truly himself. Zoro just casually asks you on a date at some restaurant that’s kinda nice, but not too fancy for a first date (and for Zoro, he hates fancy stuff). “Hey, wanna go out at .. what’s it called? Sally’s grill and bar? Heard it’s pretty good.”
Sanji
- Sanji oh you are in for a rideeee. Sanji doesn’t realize the extent of his feelings for quite some time, simply because yknow… he likes a lot of people.. a lot of women in particular. He assumes his lust for you is the same as anyone else, but undeniable. His eyes heart shaped, following you around like a dog waiting for his command. And nobody bats an eye at his behavior.
- there is however, some other things that make his crewmembers do a double take. And this is when he starts clearly having a preference for you over Nami and Robin. If you are to ever ask for something, whatever that may be, he drops everything to do it for you first. Even if he was in the middle of doing something for Robin or Nami. He will outright say as well, he makes meals specially prepared for the ladies, Nami and Robin, but he makes even more special meals for you. You get his very best.
- but if that’s not enough, you can notice his preference towards you in simply his language. The slightest change. Perhaps he may call a woman ravishing or beautiful. But with you, he specifically says you are the “most” ravishing, and the “most” beautiful, today. It is such a small change, barely noticeable, but it means something. and with how protective he is of you as well, there’s also that. He’ll kick anyone’s ass that thinks of hurting you or looking at you lustfully. Sanji is very passionate about protecting your beauty.
- Sanji only starts to realize his feelings on his own, and the extent it goes, during dressrosa and whole cake. When he’s with Viola, planning to “run away” with her. He keeps imagining you, instead of viola. And it makes him think twice about a few… things. Like why he’s imagining running away and getting married with you so much. This feeling only becomes worse with pudding, when he imagines he’s marrying you instead of her, and it only makes him more depressed about his situation.
- So when you two reunite once more, after everything that’s gone down, he just wants to be with you. His feelings for you fully realized, you’ll start to notice he’s not really fawning after other people anymore, just you. And for the next couple weeks he is plotting, planning. His confession for you. He’s nervous of course, but he wants this to be a genuine confession and not one of his typical off handed ones that don’t really mean anything.
- And so, on a day where the strawhats are exploring a new island they’ve docked at, Sanji tells you he wants to make a nice dinner just for you. And so, he does. He decorates the dining room, a dim light, a new fancy white table cloth, and your favorite meal. Maybe some wine too… and he just has dinner with you, bouquets of flowers and all. It’s a bit too many flowers actually.
- When you finally ask him, “Sanji… is this a date?” Sanji simply dies on the inside, having a nosebleed on the spot. Before he wipes himself clean with a napkin, and says, “Do you want it to be?!” Sanji hopes he doesn’t sound too desperate, but he definitely does.
Usopp
- Usopp admittedly, doesn’t really know what he’s doing. Though he does realize his feelings for you early on. He prioritize friendship with you at first, since he’s honestly not sure on the moral code of crewmates dating and he’s a bit too scared to ask Luffy without being outed.
- He acts mostly the same around you, but you’ll notice him seeking you out more than the others. He spends more time with you, often inviting you to hang out and fish with him or just spend one on one time together. Usopp also tends to tease you more than the others. Though all in good fun, sometimes he just likes to rile you up. Of course, he is a cheater in card games. But sometimes he might just let you win just to see you get happy.
- He’s already the type to fabricate stories, but he may do so a lot around you so that you think he’s this strong, brave man in shining armor. Of course, if you know him at all you know he’s lying, but please humor him. He gets all cute and blushy whenever you compliment his “achievements”, though he will become rather boastful.
- But there are some aspects where he’s a bit shy around you. If you give him a hug, his whole face becomes red, hell his whole body will go red. He’s a total dork around you. Late at night when you two watch the waves as the ship rocks, the rest of the crew asleep, Usopp will spend the late hours with you. Whether he’s telling you his brave stories, he’s comforting you from a nightmare (or you comforting him from a nightmare, even if he never admits he had one), or you two are simply watching the stars.
- when his feelings are obvious enough for Nami and Franky to catch on he definitely freaks out a bit. Sanji noticing isn’t too bad since he has an eye for love… but seriously?! Nami will tease him for life and Franky is… well… Franky. Franky has some advice for it. “Just go for it, bro!” like it’s that easy…
- so with a shaky smile, Usopp goes up to you one day. Under the guise of being your bodyguard, he takes you around town in the new island you guys docked at recently. It’s then he paid Nami an exuberant amount of money (somehow, someway, perhaps that’s why he was so tired and barely at the sunny for the last month?) to get his crewmates to dress up as robbers and pretend to be out to get you. It was pretty ridiculous, Usopp painting himself as the hero that protects you the whole time.
- and by the end of that day, he asks you out on a date with shaky legs. You say yes, of course. And also, you knew what was going on the whole time.
Nami
- Nami’s feelings develop at a slower pace. She’s not used to love so.. it would actually be a first for her to experience it. And she’s not really that typical girl that dreamed of getting married and having kids one day. She never cared much for it. Given the childhood she has she never had the opportunity to either. Nami is far from a traditional woman.
- But time went on, and as you two become closer with one another Nami realizes her feelings as they develop. Nami starts getting a bit nervous around you as a result. Constantly finding excuses to leave the conversation. “Oh..! Hey! What’s that over there?!” before she dashes off the second you look away from her.
- She tries not to make that a habit but it happens anytime she realizes her cheeks are as bright as Buggy’s nose. Although Nami often tries to keep up the charade she only feels friendship towards you, she can’t deny the pounding in her chest and the sweat that beads on her forehead, anytime you grab her hand or hug her.
- Her feelings for you get kinda obvious when you’re like the only person she doesn’t yell or get mad at, and she kinda just treats you like an angel incapable of wrongdoing. To the point she gets mad at the boys a lot for being “mean” to you, even if maybe you kinda deserved it.
- her crewmembers have noticed, for sure. Namely Sanji who gives you the death glare over it, but ultimately supports you two so long as her heart isn’t broken. Otherwise he might kill you. (Unless you are a woman.. then.. that can be negotiated). But honestly she shouldn’t be surprised they caught on when they saw her willingly shop with you and offered to pay for you.
- Nami wouldn’t “confess” for a while. She puts it off, afraid of possible rejection. At this point, Namis grown to like you a bit too much. She probably wouldn’t be able to handle it if you rejected her. But alas, she eventually forces herself to get it over with.
- She makes her intentions quite clear, giving you flowers, asking you out on a date with a nervous smile and red cheeks. She tries to come across as confident, and while she mostly pulls it off, the sweat on her forehead does give her away.
Vivi
- Vivi develops feelings over time as well. And for a bit she’s actually kinda oblivious to her feelings for you. She’s friends with you for quite some time until she catches onto the fact she thinks about you a lot more than she does with any other friend of hers. Once she realizes that, she starts thinking of you in a romantic way more often, thinking about holding your hand or kissing you.
- Vivi isn’t too subtle about her feelings, though she probably thinks she is just coming across as friendly. She often offers to do things for you, carry your things and small things like that. But then she starts doing rather intimate things like wiping food off your face with her thumb, or fixing your hair, or grabbing your hand, or perhaps even getting jealous of a girl flirting with you and becoming rather protective.
- Vivi is certainly not subtle with her feelings, is she? It isn’t until Igaram makes a teasing comment does Vivi realize and become very embarrassed about it.
- Vivi gets more flustered around you as a result, her cheeks a constant shade of red whenever you’re close by, and she can’t help but stare at you for an uncomfortable period of time, before she laughs it off with a “you had something in your hair, let me get it!”
- asking you out was something that made Vivi a bit nervous. But her father simply told her there’s no way you’d reject her, a princess. You’d be lucky to even be in her presence.
- Vivi hoped her father was right, but nerves still ate away at her as she slowly tried to figure out some kind of plan on how to confess her feelings for you. Because honestly, she felt kinda wrong for keeping a secret like this from such a dear friend.
- she just takes you on a private dinner, and confesses to you that way. Of course, dinner already made by Terracotta upon Vivi’s request. It would have a normal vibe to it, like any other time you and Vivi have a private dinner. But there’s definitely something intimate about it, despite Vivi’s shaky hands. Her affection for you just comes naturally. Perhaps she just likes to fuss over you, repeatedly dabbing your face with a napkin like she’s been your wife for 30 years. Her confession slips out randomly, trying to vocalize her jumbled thoughts.
Robin
- Robins feelings slowly progress as well, but she’s quick to realizing her feelings. Robin may have not had many friends in her life, but she’s able to recognize what she feels for you isn’t traditional friendship. She definitely feels a particular affection for you. She’s never liked anyone before, but any nerves she may feel you cannot sense at all.
- Robin does express it in small ways, giving you hints. She doesn’t really try to shy away from anything. There have been times where you’ve fallen asleep, whether at a table or on the couch, hell even on the floor against a wall. When you wake up from your nap you’ll find Robins purple blanket on top of you.
- Robin is prone to teasing you at times as well, especially if your reactions are amusing to her. If you get flustered by it, she’s going to do it a lot more often. From time to time, after giving small teases and jokes to test the waters, she may lightly flirt with you.
- Robin also just loves including you in things and spending time with you. Even when she’s doing her research and finding poneglyphs, she doesn’t mind bringing you with her. Which is a big honor for you.
- Robin would hold your hand from time to time. Her hand is soft and gentle, beautiful hands, truly. She will often find excuses to grab your hand, but if you pry she won’t shy from saying she simply wanted to hold your hand. In truth, she feels a sense of comfort from it. You can catch the faintest of pink on her cheeks.
- asking you out is something she would plan over time. She considers carefully how she would like to, but she doesn’t try to overthink it either. It’s not going to be perfect and it doesn’t need to be.
- she would simply ask you to come with her on one of her little poneglyph adventures, in reality she’s just going on a random walk and talking with you, about life or just anything. She would eventually tell you she is really happy you two met. Which eventually would lead to her confession.
Franky
- Franky is super friendly with you at first. Despite being in his thirties, Franky has never had a crush before. He’s certainly a pervert, and can appreciate a good looking guy or gal, and in his earlier days perhaps indulged in drunken hookups, but he’s never felt that deeply for somebody that he’d wanna date them.
- That’s why he knows he likes you a bit too much pretty instantly. Although he tries to act the same towards you as he would with chopper, Usopp, and the others. This doesn’t last too long in his favor though. Because at some point his feelings grow more and more.
- Zoro teases him for it, saying Franky had a cyborg malfunction or something. But Franky can’t even be annoyed by it, just depressed. When around you, his face turns all red, the metal on his body heating up considerably as he starts to steam. He’s like a teenage boy with a dumb crush.
- He can’t even look you in the eyes properly anymore, and avoids one on one conversations with you a lot of the time. And anytime he is alone with you, he doesn’t know what to say. “Having some super weather today… huh..” his brain malfunctions, turns to mush.
- Franky beats himself up for it for quite awhile because he is well aware he is far too old to be having absolutely no game. He’s not sure if it’s worse for you to notice or not to notice. But either way the topic comes up in conversation with Robin and Brook, “when will you confess? This is getting pretty sad Franky.” “I must agree, Yohoho.. this display is becoming embarrassing!”
- Confessing to you is kinda terrifying for him, but he doesn’t wanna be a coward so he goes for it. With his bigass hand he carry’s some flowers and hands them to you. “They reminded me of you! Hehe…”
- he’d be sweating a lot as he tries to ask you out shortly after that. But honestly he doesn’t know what he’s doing. He’d talk to you in a mocking robotic voice to lighten the mood because he’s nervous, but you’re laughing so he hopes that’s a good sign.
Brook
- Brook is… well… not expecting much. Brook is more than aware his appearance is not.. well… conventionally attractive. That being said, Brook admires you from the moment you meet. And as you two become closer friends, his feelings for you strengthen with time.
- Brook tries to treat you like anyone else, because he honestly thinks it would just be awkward to face the inevitable rejection. So he cracks jokes with you and tries to treat you like how he’d treat Robin, Nami, franky.
- But alas, even if it he only bones, he supposes he can’t help but fall in love. Brook constantly seeks out your attention and constantly likes to spend his time with you. He cares for you deeply and it reflects in how he treats you.
- Brook seeks to protect you. While having faith in your abilities, there are times where he can’t help but whisk you away from a monster, carrying you away bridal style, and perhaps making a joke or two about it. Or perhaps singing you to sleep after a nightmare you’ve had. Brook loves to protect and care for you.
- At some point, Brook is forced to acknowledge his feelings for you are not going to go away, and something needs to be done about them. He doesn’t love the sound of it, doesn’t like the idea of making your friendship awkward. But he also knows this isn’t something he can hold in forever and continue to pretend like things are normal.
- Brook decides to keep things simple. This is mainly because he doesn’t think it really matters if he does something extravagant, you’ll say no regardless. He treats it more like a serious conversation. He takes you out on a walk, and tells you he has something “important” he needs to tell you.
- and then he confesses, whole heartedly, even if he doesn’t have a heart. He tells you everything he likes about you, when he started to like you, the guilt he feels for liking you, for even telling you, but knowing he needs it off of his chest. He pours his soul out, and tells you he understands you don’t like him back. Which is why, when you do return the feelings, he lets out a high pitched scream of surprise.
Jinbe
- Jinbe knows what he’s feeling pretty quickly, though they develop slowly as he gets to know you better. Jinbe chooses not to act upon them. He feels a particular sense of needing to prove himself as a newer strawhat, and acting upon such feelings doesn’t really put him in a good light.
- Perhaps a dumb way to think, but that’s just how he feels. So he remains a friend for awhile. Trying to act normally around you. For the most part it works, he has just about everyone fooled on the matter. But nobody can truly hide their feelings around Nico Robin, and she catches onto it eventually. And she does not hesitate to tease Jinbe a little.
- The fishman is rather embarrassed by it, and due to that newfound tension he starts to slip up more around you. A pink blush on his blue cheeks whenever he’s talking to you, gives him away.
- even he can’t help but notice how protective he’s gotten of you, even if he knows you can hold your own just fine. Or even the way he laughs rather loudly at one of your dumb jokes that aren’t even that funny. Jinbe clearly adores you, and the rest of the crew find it rather adorable.
- Jinbe would only ever plan this sort of confession once he got Luffys blessing, who of course supported it. So jinbe got to planning out a way to confess.
- While Jinbe racked his brain quite a bit, jinbe eventually decided he would just go for it. There’s no need to overthink it. Jinbe has never been in long lasting relationships, but he can figure this out just fine.
- when he confesses, his idea is being alone. The two of you swimming together at night. You trust jinbe to protect you if a sea monster or something is to come bother you two in the water. Jinbe makes a comment about the stars in the sky, before he would give you a confession and ask you out. It’s heartfelt with a smile. While he’s nervous about how you’ll react, he feels a weight lift off his shoulders after he’s finished.
Yamato
- Yamato has never liked anyone before. The closest to a crush was with Ace and he certainly wouldn’t consider that relationship love or anything. Just a friendship he was robbed of. That being said, Yamato won’t realize his feelings for you at first. Or even for awhile.
- In fact he’ll be friends with you for a long time before finally Hiyori and Kiku just break the news to him, since they fully know Yamato has no damn idea. And when that moment happens, where Yamato is forced to realize he likes you, he doesn’t even know what to do.
- After that, Yamato is suddenly blushing around you all the time, before running off and finding excuses to leave your conversations. The only time Yamato can talk to you without freaking out is if it’s a serious topic.
- Yamato ends up developing a nervous habit of twirling his hair. And Yamato kinda hates it to be honest. He’s acting like such a girl! He’s kinda getting dysphoria over it.
- He doesn’t even see confessing as an option. He’s gotta be like Oden, he doesn’t have time for love! That is until Momonosuke reminds Yamato that he was literally born because Oden fell in love.
- So Yamato decided, well… if he really is Oden, he should tell you how he feels with full confidence. No fear of his love for you at all! If only he truly felt that way.
- so after months of constantly acting weird around you, voice cracking and all, he calls you for an important “meeting”. As to which he basically tells you, “I know I’ve been acting weird” before he starts explaining himself, and confessing what he’s been feeling towards you. While he tries to convey confidence, fierceness even, he’s blushing quite a lot.

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A New World?
Chapter 4; Mysterious Messenger
Multi character x Fem Reader, story, fluff, reversed Isekai, hurt/comfort, crack. Summary: A reversed Isekai where OP characters are thrown into your life as cats, and you discover the mystery of it all while dealing with your own ‘earthly’ troubles.
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A/N: I SWEAR I DIDN’T ABANDON YALLL, I went through a really bad writers block, but I’m still in love with this story and I’m not giving up on it! I got past the hard part, and now all my ideas are flowing.
Alsooo, when you get to the part; who do you think the mysterious messenger is? What kind of past might reader have? And when might our antagonists finally show…
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After treating the green one eyed cat, you had let the stiff creature roam free from the confines of your bathroom. He wasn’t a fan of your affection, as everytime you pet, or picked him up—a begrudging growl would rumble throughout his little chest. Regardless of the cat’s stubborn nature, it only made you grow fond of the poor thing.
Imagine having one eye… you can barely see with two, always losing your things left and right. Of course not everyone was like that, but still. It must suck.
Rubbing your eyes, you tiredly lock eyes with the worried pink cat, before stepping out from the bathroom. Luffy surges forward, tackling Zoro into another warm hug; resulting in a pained groan from the green cat.
Hello! I hope you’ve been having a great day. I was wondering if I could request a strawhat x mute!reader. The reader has selective mutism, meaning she gets anxiety speaking to people in certain situations. When she does speak, which would be rare, it’s only when it’s just her and her crew. If she was in public she and had to say something she would whisper directly in their ear, otherwise she wouldn’t speak. The relationship could be either platonic or romantic, either is fine. I was wondering how would the strawhats react to their mute member being in a situation where pirates of a different crew surrounds and antagonizes her, trying to get her to speak to them. Also, may I ask that you not make the reader meek and defenseless? While she does feel anxiety when she’s in a situation where she has to speak to people, she’s not an overall anxious and docile person.
♡・゚𓏸 All Strawhats x Selectively Mute!Reader Headcanons 𓏸・゚♡
♡ Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Usopp, Nami, Robin, Franky, Jinbe, Brook, Chopper, gn!reader ♡ Warnings: Fluff, Soft protectiveness, mutual understanding, SFW, platonic, romantic if you squint?? mentions of selective mutism, quiet affirmations, crew-wide affection, no use of Y/N, ♡ Notes: Thank you so much for the request! I really hope I did it justice <3 I went with a full crew interpretation (since it’s SFW) and leaned into that strong, warm platonic love—though if you squint, a few bits might read a lil more intimate. But overall? This crew would go to war for you, no questions asked. Not spicy, just full of love and loyalty.
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🍖 Luffy
At first, Luffy doesn’t get it.
“Why don’t you talk to them? Are they stupid?” (Yes, Luffy. Yes, they are.)
But the moment it clicks—that your silence isn’t a weakness but a boundary—he respects it with his whole chest
He never pressures you to speak. Like, ever. He doesn’t even notice you don’t talk half the time because he just vibes with your presence
You're still his crewmate, still part of the adventure, still cool as hell in his book
When you do whisper to him? Man lights up like a SUNRISE
“WAAAH YOU TALKED TO ME!!!”
Cue excitement. He treasures those moments
He absolutely throws hands if anyone tries to mock or push you into speaking.
No hesitation.
One second of antagonizing you = rubber punch to the jaw
Thinks your ability to stand silent and still in chaos is scary cool
"You don't need words to be strong. I can feel it. You're STRONG."
⚔️ Zoro
Completely unbothered by your silence—he’s not exactly chatty either
You two could sit in silence for three hours and that’s a perfect conversation to him
He clocks your selective mutism immediately and never asks questions you don’t want to answer
If you whisper something in his ear in public, he listens like it’s sacred scripture
He’s incredibly protective—not because he thinks you’re weak, but because he hates people who mistake quiet for easy prey
The moment someone tries to force words out of you? Zoro’s sword is already out
“You really think pressure makes people talk? Try bleeding first. Then we’ll compare notes.”
He absolutely respects that your silence is a form of control, not submission
Will stand at your shoulder like a silent wall of steel until you nod it’s okay to move
🍳 Sanji
Sanji is a soft king when it comes to your comfort
Doesn’t just “accept” your mutism—he adapts to it
Develops a whole love language around your silences: gestures, hand squeezes, looks, shared glances over food
If you whisper in his ear in public? He goes red every time no matter what you said
Treats your rare spoken words like poetry.
"Your voice... I could die happy now."
But if anyone dares try to “make you speak,” he’s fury on legs
“If you wanted a conversation, you should’ve kept your tongue attached.”
Elegant fury. Fires the first kick. Lights a cigarette after the last one drops
Thinks your silence adds to your mystique and honestly simps hard for it
“They don’t need to talk, idiot. They’re already unforgettable.”
🛠️ Usopp
Understands your selective mutism right away—relates through his own anxiety
Never makes it a big deal, just accepts it as part of who you are
Acts as your unofficial hype man 24/7
Narrates your silence like it’s legendary
“My friend here? Silent assassin. Writes poetry. Could kill you in three moves. Show some respect.”
Gets so excited whenever you whisper to him
“THEY SAID SOMETHING TO ME. PERSONALLY. ME.”
Makes little gadgets to help you communicate—flip signs, buttons, visual cues
If anyone mocks or pressures you to speak, he steps up immediately
Starts going off in a fiery, ridiculous, clearly-exaggerated monologue about how you’re a silent warrior who once stared down a sea king until it cried.
“You’re really gonna push someone who could take you out with one look?”
Absolutely nervous but still defends you—protective even when shaking
Later brags about it like he was chill the whole time
Thinks your silence is mysterious, heroic, and honestly? Very cool
🍊 Nami
Notices your mutism instantly and adjusts without missing a beat
Communicates with subtle cues: touch, eye contact, quiet words
Always leans in when you whisper, gives you her full attention
Becomes your translator in crowds, sharp and effective
“They said back off. Before I make you.”
If someone tries to force you to talk, she doesn’t hold back
Fights with sass, smarts, and no mercy—protects you because you’re strong, not in spite of it
Never treats you like a problem to fix
Calls your mutism a boundary, not a flaw
Gets genuinely touched when you whisper something soft to her
“Only the right people get to hear that voice.”
Thinks you’re powerful in your silence—deadly, beautiful, and fierce
📚 Robin
Understands without needing it explained—she’s lived through silence herself
Views your selective mutism as deliberate, powerful, elegant
You’re not “mute” to her—you’re discerning. And that makes you brilliant in her book.
She’s very observant.
Not only does she notice the exact kinds of situations that make you shut down, she preemptively handles them.
Like casually standing next to you in crowds. Leaning in so you can whisper without stress. Ordering your drink without being asked.
You two become silent duo queens, communicating entire conversations with eye contact and head tilts
But when you’re surrounded, alone, and pirates are sneering in your face?
One of them laughs, “They mute or just stupid?”
Six arms bloom from the stone walls and grab all of them by the throat.
Robin walks up, smiling politely.
“It seems you’re the stupid ones.”
She looks to you and tilts her head.
“Would you like me to break their arms or their egos?”
You murmur a single word
“Egos.”
She smiles wider.
Later, you slip her a note with a tiny sketch of her stepping on the pirate’s face. She folds it into her book like a pressed flower.
🔧 Franky
Thought you were just “cool and mysterious” at first—didn’t realize your silence was tied to selective mutism
When he does figure it out? Immediate SUPER™ respect
Doesn’t try to make you talk—just makes sure you always feel welcome in the workshop
Builds you custom tools or a gadget to help if you want to communicate in crowded places—only if you’re into it
“You don’t gotta say a thing, dude. You just being here is already awesome!”
Treats your rare spoken words like a backstage VIP pass
Will absolutely body block anyone who corners you or tries to force you to speak
If someone mocks you? Cue cyborg intimidation mode
“Real strength ain’t about talkin’. It’s about doin’. And you? You’ve got that in spades.”
Loves hearing you whisper in his ear in public.
Instantly salutes.
“COMMAND RECEIVED!!”
Thinks your silence adds mystery and badassery—he’s kind of obsessed tbh
“You’re like… like a silent laser beam! Precise! Lethal! SUPER!!”
🌊 Jinbe
Understands immediately—doesn’t need an explanation
Has deep emotional intelligence and respects boundaries like a king
Offers quiet companionship when you need it, never pressuring conversation
Has an entire repertoire of gentle nods and thoughtful glances for when words aren’t needed
If you whisper to him, he leans in with the patience of a mountain
“You do not need to speak to be heard.”
Would stand calmly beside you if you're being antagonized—silent, unmoving, radiating “Try me.” energy
If someone pushes you to talk? He won’t raise his voice—but he will command the entire room’s attention
“If your ears are so desperate for sound, perhaps you should listen to your own foolishness.”
He believes your silence holds weight—calls it “the stillness before a wave”
Deeply respects how you fight without words—calls it “an elegant form of strength”
Makes sure the crew understands your boundaries without ever making a fuss of it
Absolute guardian energy, with the soul of a poet
🎻 Brook
Surprisingly intuitive about your silence despite being loud himself
Doesn’t ask invasive questions—just rolls with it, happily filling silences with songs or stories
Makes gentle jokes to ease tension but always watches your cues
“Ah, you didn’t laugh out loud, but I saw that smile! Yohohoho!”
If you whisper something in public? Dramatic swoon every time
“A private word?! For me?! Oh my heart—wait, I don’t have one!! Yohoho!”
He absolutely writes songs about you—like full orchestral ballads of silent bravery
Believes your silence is poetic and meaningful
“Some voices are loudest without sound.”
If someone antagonizes you? Brook’s polite tone goes cold
“Your disrespect will not go unnoticed, even by one without eyes.”
cue chill-inducing violin chord
Protects you through unexpected intimidation—he’s goofy until he isn’t
Thinks your energy is ghostly and powerful in a way he deeply respects
Refers to you as “the whisper between storms” in one of his songs
🧸 Chopper
Soooo gentle and sweet with you from day one
Was nervous at first like
“Did I do something wrong? Why don’t they talk to me?”
But once he understands, he’s all in: brings you tea, sits nearby while you write, never pressures you
“You don’t have to talk. I still know you like me, right?”
Will make you little cue cards or cute picture communication tools if you want help in public
If you whisper to him, he melts.
“AHHH THEY TALKED TO ME! I MEAN—I’M COOL. I’M NORMAL.”
If someone bullies you or gets pushy?
Normally sweet Chopper goes feral mode
“BACK OFF! YOU DON’T GET TO DECIDE HOW THEY TALK!”
Will patch you up after fights and praise how you held your own, even without words
“You’re one of the strongest people I know… You don’t even need a voice to be amazing!”
Lowkey keeps a medical log of when you speak or interact more—only to make sure you’re doing okay mentally
Feels extra close to you because you both were misunderstood at first
♡。゚☁︎。♡゚
You were only gone five minutes.
Five minutes to run down the street and grab new ink, maybe peek into the bookstore. Five minutes away from the crew.
Apparently, that was enough.
They came out of nowhere—half a dozen rough-looking pirates, loud and posturing. One of them stepped in front of you as you turned to leave.
"Oi, sweetheart. Why so quiet?"
You didn’t respond.
"Too good to talk to us?" "Or maybe you think you're better?" "C’mon, just say hi." "We don’t bite… much.”
They leaned in. Circling. Testing.
You stared them down, face flat, spine straight, hand hovering near your weapon—but still, you said nothing. You didn’t owe them a damn word.
And that’s when the sound of boots hit the street behind you.
Not loud. Not rushed. But deliberate.
Zoro was the first. Leaning against the alley wall like he’d been there the whole time. He didn’t draw a sword. He didn’t need to.
Sanji stepped up next, cracking his knuckles with a smile that didn't touch his eyes. Smoke curled from the edge of his lips.
Nami lingered behind them, arms crossed, watching. Sharp gaze narrowed. Robin’s shadow moved just beside hers—subtle, but present. You could feel it.
And then there was Luffy.
No drama. No yelling. He just appeared beside you, hands in his pockets, staring straight at the loudest one.
They all paused, instincts kicking in. A shift in the air.
“…This your crew?” one of them asked, voice suddenly less cocky.
You leaned in close to Luffy’s ear, barely a breath.
"I didn’t need help."
He grinned. "I know."
Silence again. Until he tilted his head, smile gone now.
"I just didn’t like the way they talked to you."
That was it.
That was all it took.
The men backed off. Fast. No fight. Just the weight of the crew’s presence and Luffy’s quiet fury pressing down on them like a stormcloud. They knew better.
As they vanished down the street, Luffy turned to you, still smiling—loose and easy like nothing had happened.
You sighed and bumped your shoulder against his in thanks. He bumped back.
Zoro huffed a quiet breath, like he’d been hoping for action. Sanji smoothed his jacket, still glaring at the retreating pirates. Chopper poked your arm, worried, but you just gave him a nod.
The crew didn’t make a big deal of it.
No lectures. No questions.
Just a warm space carved out around you.
Safe. Quiet. Yours.
Because you didn’t need words for them to hear you.
And they didn’t need words to say “We’ve got your back.”
𓏸⋆。˚☁️˚。⋆𓏸
Do you think you could do somewhere like where the straw hats + doflamingo are really tired after a hard day and reader offers their lap for them to lay on? And they end up falling asleep? Sorry if it's to much to ask, or if you've done something similar 😅 😭
I originally wasn't going to do this, because I don't really write for OP anymore, but sure! Also, Doflamingo will not be included, as I am not up to that point in the anime yet!
OP Strawhats lying on your lap!
Summary: After a long day, you offer to let them rest in your lap!
Warnings: Innuendo on some, mostly fluff, short
Monkey D. Luffy:
"Ugh, I'm so tired!" The captain groaned, wandering below deck after hours of standing very still at the help of the ship. Nami had condemned him to boredom after finding out how much money he blew on food the past week while in port and he had finally finished serving his punishment.
"You look it," You mused with a small smile. You rolled your eyes as he approached you, dramatically swaying. "Oh, c'mere then, before you fall over."
Luffy cheered, collapsing to the floor, head snuggly tucked in your lap, sighing happily. "You're the best..." He purred, already on the verge of drifting off.