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parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

and speaking of me2 i think that everyone in that game was tens of thousands of degrees too chill about everything. like hey shepard remember when you floated out into the cold and ruthless maw of vacuum and felt all the fire that was You be snuffed out into nothing. lol welcome back. ye youre literally falling apart at the seams. yeah that's not skin under those scars dont worry abt it lol. lol hey shep have you ever thought about how much of a ship has to be replaced for it to be the same ship lol like whattt. anyways here's your new ship it looks just like the old one but there are doors where there weren't before and echoes run through the too-big halls and nobody is there anymore haha. working under the cerberus flag makes your skin crawl but at least you have more freedom!! finally free of the organisation that uses your life as a means to someone else's end!!! aren't second chances great :)

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream off, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

me in therapy