Oh!!

I’m a cis guy, I literally do not benefit or lose anything by telling you this. I don’t need to go on hormones. It doesn’t affect me whether you do or don’t go on hormones.

I’m telling you this from a basic perspective: don’t go on hormones! If you’re 100% okay as your birth gender and transition to the opposite gender, you LITERALLY will experience gender dysphoria.

You’ll dissociate when you see yourself in the mirror. You’ll cry when you’ll hear your voice changing or see the fat redistributed to different parts of your body. You’ll feel discomfort in your body BECAUSE YOU TRANSITIONED!!!

Don’t do it to yourself!! Don’t transition if you only experience body dysmorphia!!! Please! Don’t hurt yourself!

FUCK YOUR TRAUMA, I NEED TO BE

URGENT! If you're in Colorado, please, please be careful! If you know any trans men or transmasc people who might be in Colorado soon, please let them know about this. If you know any trans or LGBTQ+ groups, community centers, etc. in Colorado, make sure they're aware!

Also do these people even know who is the CREATOR OF INVADER ZIM? Do they even know how fucked up he is? 

Do they even know about his JTHM comics? Or the fact Invader Zim was removed from Nickelodean because of puritanical parents complaining it was inappropriate for their kids [and honestly that show got away with a lot as is, but still] 

Anyone who uses “x-coded” as a fucking argument lose their credibility to me. He’s a fucking alien, we don’t even know how OLD Zim truly is, or his race. If anything, they think age is an important factor to aliens? 

Fandom’s aren’t made specifically for minors, never have been. If you want a safe place for minors, go into child friendly websites, not websites that are rampant with porn bots.

It’s also not my responsibility for making others comfortable online, it’s theirs. All we can do is promote proper tagging/rating, and the fact you have tools to blacklist tags or block users.

Maybe you’ve gotten away with making immediate Ad Hominem attacks on others just to divert the main topic at hand, or just to simply discredit them– but that shit ain’t gonna work here, you pathetic example of human evolution.

Shocker, but I don’t recall Jhonen Vasquez ever saying it was explicitly for kids; this show was loved by kids and adults back then, and it is still loved by the same kids (now adults) now. We deserve it as much as the new generation today.

You do realize, like most human beings, I myself was a kid, and did all that fucking shit? 

But then I got in trouble when my older brother and my mother finally went to see what I was doing. 

I never blamed content creators or fandom spaces or even the website I was on for what I found– even as a kid, I blamed myself for getting caught. 

It’s not complete strangers jobs to raise and supervise someone else’s kids. It’s the job of the parent, guardian, or trust adult to supervise a KID when they are online– because overall, the internet is not a safe place for anyone. 

It’s not my fault kids and teenagers lie to get onto websites that are obviously not for them, or ignore blatant fucking warnings and tags.

Yeah shipping characters that are easily relatable to kids with adults is totally fine cuz it totally won’t make kids think a relationship with an adult is ok. Having characters that pretty much look and act like children in relationships with adults is totally ok cuz “they’re actually 100 years old”.

Easily relatable to kids? Dude that’s your interpretation and relatability, not mine or others– as in, it’s not the majority consensus. Zim is an alien, an alien which we don’t even know his real age– or how old his race can get. You’re literally throwing a hissy fit over people shipping a cartoon alien with another cartoon character. 

If you’re learning what is and isn’t okay in real life from cartoons, then that’s on you and your family/parents, not on us. 

By your logic, you’re placing the blame for an incident of a child jumping off the roof in the 90′s on Wile E. Coyote. I’ve become increasingly tired of seeing the argument that “FICTION IS REALITY!”, and I think it’s time to stomp some sense into it.  It was bullshit when they tried to use the same argument against video games in the 90′s, it was bullshit when they tried to use it against horror movies and heavy metal musicin the 80′s, and it’s bullshit now.

Being inspired by something does not equate to causation. “Slippery Slope” is a logical fallacy that has been used for years (usually by conservatives and overzealous religious fanatics) to blame certain behaviors on the media a person consumes.  

Fandom does not exist in a vacuum like you and so many other idiots seem to think. It is very easy for children to find the things you create and just an “18+ only” disclaimer is not enough.

The ol’ fandom argument, eh? Not gonna work, buckaroo.  

If it’s easy for children to find things 18+, or to lie to get onto 18+ websites, then that’s the fault of the internet if anything– and the parents. 

If fiction is the only source you’re learning about life from, you have been failed fundamentally as a child by the people who were supposed to guide you. 

Stop shifting blame,and accept where the fault really lies: With PARENTS

The internet is barely safe for adults– so in fact, it’s not even suitable for children, especially unsupervised children. 

There isn’t anything else to do except what we have been doing– warnings, tags, age restrictions, etc… and the rest is up to the parent! Not us!

Also just because the creator did not say it was aimed ar children and adults happen to enjoy it, that does not mean it needs to be full of adult stuff or that it is aimed at adults. 

If you don’t like it, then you create your own shit, you write your own shit, you produce the fandom content. 

Maybe instead of complaining and being an overall nuisance and entitled prick, maybe DO SOMETHING and create your own shit.

Adults can enjoy media aimed at children without it also having “adult” humor. 

You either feel sexual attraction or you don’t

Bruh it isn’t about how big balls are bro

Balls no matter what size can get fucking crushed if your don’t sit right and comfortably.

Guys gotta open their legs a little to be comfortable while girls have the luxury of being able to cross their legs or sit with their legs together without the chance of crushing their pussy lmao.

Men also (usually) have smaller hips in comparison to their shoulders and have to spread their legs to stay balanced.

God this is heartbreaking. Why hasn’t there been a single post on tumblr about what happened to Zakaria? Criticizing this shit isn’t “islamophobic” for fuck’s sake. Grow a fucking pair, SJWs. Call this shit out. More people need to stand up to the insane religious intolerance promoted by Saudi Arabia.

Rest In Peace, little guy.

your speculative non-fiction? gone

any form of media which has ever featured a real person? gone and ur a bad person for enjoying it 

also history teachers are bad and need therapy, op says so 

and the bronte sisters? fucking cancelled for your rpf 

shakespeare? you’ve been milkshake ducked

the bible? sorry buddy but CANCELLED bc Rameses II was a REAL DUDE and SO WAS CAESAR