Team Work Makes The Dream Worm

The biggest fault in playing magic the gathering online is not being able to physically strangle your opponents. When the fuck did everyone else get the fucking Turbo Steroid Decks starting every game with some fuckass zero cost card going "if you have seven cards in your hand rn you win immediately no matter what" that summons a 12/13 Fuckzilla with vigilance and deathtouch. Like oh wow wowwee congratulations fuck you. I wonder if your mother is self-aware enough to regret having children.

what if it was called american happy story

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

The only media I ever watched was amazing digital circus SFM porn and deltarune theories can I write a novel to change the world?

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

your mom jokes don't work when you know someone too well. I would never be in bed with such a wicked woman. That's not even what I had your mom saying last night. I wouldn't speak to her.

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

Official Post of Massachusetts

they could never make me hate you morally gray manipulative female characters who do unforgivable war crimes especially for the purpose of a greater good