The Acne Goddess x2

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

in my last life i was a silverfish and in my next life i will be that same silverfish due to a clerical error but after that i bet its gonna be smooth sailing

That's me in the corner. That's me with the old, man, making him transgender,

For years it has been my dream to arrest and prosecute Chewbacca. Now that the star wars hotel is gone I must turn to hard drugs.

NO DAD, air brushing unlicensed images of spongebob smoking weed on to t-shirts and selling them at a boardwalk was YOUR DREAM. i'm going to be a PROJECT MANAGER.

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it