Spider-Man. Not so Amazing.

Les Mis + Onion Headlines, because I had to. (10/10)

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Gabriel let the freestyle riff he was playing trail off and lowered his horn, letting the not actually there chair down to all four legs on the not actually there porch. There was a kid…a Human kid in big clunky glasses and a backpack standing very still and blank looking on the not actually there sidewalk in front of is not actually there house. The kid was actually there, which was at this point practically impossible.

But hooooo-nelly was it going crazy off of this guy on his front porch with the jazz trumpet--

--not just the guy on the porch, but the porch, and the house, and the pavement under his own Goodwill Nikes--

--apparently the spider-sense soup of the day was things that weren't quite right. And this random-ass house in Forest Hills, Queens-- looked pretty much as normal as houses could look--

--but it was raging with not-quite-right-ness.

He adjusted his glasses, squinted his eyes.

Tiny Daisy with hoodie!

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"Riiiiight."

"I forgot that the spandex in this town doesn't come in Bright Primary Colors."

CAPTAIN MARVEL SOARS INTO THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

Carol Danvers has set a flight path straight into the Marvel Cinematic Universe!

The super heroine will make her debut in Marvel’s “Captain Marvel” on July 6, 2018, headlining the first female-led film from Marvel Studios. President Kevin Feige made the announcement at a special event revealing the full lineup of the Marvel Cinematic Universe’s Phase 3 at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood.

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