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Leading skincare experts: hot water is actually bad for your skin jsyk

Me: that's unfortunate *continues to boil my flesh in the shower*

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thebootydiaries

job application: describe your most recent leadership role

me: sometimes at crosswalks i'm the first one to start jaywalking and everyone follows me

stark-tony

me, as a child lining up stuff in rows: now this is how you have fun

carazelaya

cringepics

absolute worst attempt at a sting i’ve ever seen

sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2

I’m on mobile and the picture won’t load but please leave this poor bee alone he has done nothing wrong

foxpurr

This is like 2 posts for the price of none

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unpretty

when i saw the headline ‘golf digest helps free man from prison’ i thought it was gonna be, like

“he’s clearly in the background of this golf photo! that proves he wasn’t at the crime scene!!”

as opposed to, like

“this guy in prison sent us his cool golf fanart but we didn’t want to promo a serial killer, so we looked into his case and thought it looked pretty flimsy and probably racially motivated”

(here’s the first article from 2012 and the followup)

solitarelee

this was a fucking wild ride in a GOLF MAGAZINE

bemusedlybespectacled

“It’s embarrassing for the legal system that for a long time the best presentation of the investigation was from a golf magazine.” OH MY GOD

softwaring

me

greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou

once i get sexy im done with this funny shit no more jokes no more personality just sexy

smalltalktorture

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

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bob-belcher

biologylabs

teenagerposts

the fray: where did i go wrong….. i lost a friend….. somewhere along in the bitterness….. and i would have stayed up with you all night…… had i known how to save a life……

12 year old me:

rigbymoved3

unclefather

*points a gun at my computer screen* don’t make me read the word “owo” again

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gottfriedvonleibniz

how the fuck is this even real

shogas

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

nintendowiimote

If i knew like 5% less about video games and you tried to tell me which of these characters were named Snake and Cloud and which ones were named Ridley and Isabelle i would NOT believe you

artmagine

Gift by Zezhou Chen

onion-souls

“No Prometheus-looking motherfucker is coming into my town and offering me a fucking stick! You’re lucky these old fuckers are holding me back, I swear to God!”