Bashing your head in is a good way to reset if you start thinking too hard about things you don't want to think about. Trust me, I'm a doctor.
You know what's even better???? Productive hobbies. Maybe you should try some out. When was the last time you practiced the piano, anyway??
Productive hobbies? Me? I'm much more suited for destructive ones.
Hmm. Not recently.
Obviously. Doesn't mean you shouldn't try, you might surprise yourself.
Didn't think so. Maybe you should start there. I seem to remember you had some actual potential, if you'd ever just fucking apply yourself.
I think I've been around long enough to be past surprising myself.
Hmm... alright. I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try it.
Bullshit. Didn't you just surprise yourself last year, when you decided to keep on living????? You've got plenty of time left for surprises.
Exactly. Come over, we can hang out and play together.
Ugghhh. You don't have to be right all the time.
Alright. I'll be right over.













