Dormouse

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

I love going back to bed. I love falling back to sleep. I love sleeping soooo much and I'm definitely so healthy and well about it.

i think i feel like bullying that guy today.

I am beautiful and I have done nothing wrong?

good afternoon to men with big tits, men with long hair, evil men, men with loose morals, men who wear gay little dangly earrings, catboys, men who have fangs/pointy ears/tails, and every woman.

good morning everyone lets just go back to sleep

nope. open the hot dog stand.

Are you sure you don't need anyone killed?

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

mhm. and the fact it's my favorite flower, the namesake of that first song Elliot and i composed together, is just a coincidence.

You get it! ♡

basically I have a strong sense of injustice like if I see a sweet old grandma being helped to cross the street I run over and kick her legs out from under her

Bashing your head in is a good way to reset if you start thinking too hard about things you don't want to think about. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

You know what's even better???? Productive hobbies. Maybe you should try some out. When was the last time you practiced the piano, anyway??