Absolute Garbage

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

Games over 10 years old should be free

if you have an in game store, micro transactions, or loot boxes, ur game should be free.

Ganondorf should and will have sex with every gay man ever

Emulation of any game or game system that is out of production should be fully legal

Gatcha games and other games based around similar concepts like loot boxes should be legaly regarded as gambling and therefore not alowed to be played by children and give warnings about potentially futhering gambeling addictions.

Wait what was that middle one?

It was “Emulation of any game or game system that is out of production should be fully legal,” Marcy.

The Pokémon franchise’s refusal to commit to whether non-Pokémon animals exist raises some interesting questions about other categories of life. Clearly some (but not all) plants are not Pokémon, but what about, say, microorganisms? Are there single-celled Pokémon? Are bacteria tiny Pokémon? Do you have Pokémon living in you right now?

#(gets disqualified from the elite four challenge because my tapeworm counts as technically bringing a seventh pokemon into the arena) (via @kaaramel)

That’s so sad wiretap play Despacito

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

oh to be a small clothed animal from a beatrix potter book, living in a cottage on the countryside kneading bread and such.

This is the Most Wholesome Thing I have ever seen :D

WHEN YOU MEET ME IN PERSON, YOU GOTTA BE PATIENT ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH MY AWKWARD AND SHY PHASE BEFORE I BECOME COOL

Cats (2019)