Leviathan

radagast canonically does mushrooms and gandalf of course canonically smokes weed so i propose that every wizard represents a different drug

being an adult and buying your own shit is so weird i don't understand why anything is proced the way it is. why did my tattoo cost 8 toothpastes? why does a pair of socks cost a sandwich but a fancy dinner costs a whole jacket? why is book the same cost as 2 bag frozen vegetables? nothing makes sense i just wanna steal.

This is because ppl kept using it for all the wrong things and trying to excuse the most fucked up things possible with it, isn't it.

anyone else get that “i never expected you to say swear words, you’re so innocent” shit from random people you’ve talked to maybe twice

I’ve been trying to explain this concept to a lot of people. You did a really good job summing it up.

ive seen people online claim to support autistic people and then kind of mock/ostracize others for not immediately picking up on all the unwritten online social rules

On another note about Goofy did I ever tell you guys about the dream I had where Max found an old forbidden Disney comic in which Goofy just keeps eating these black hairy blobs out in the woods and Max wants to be like his dad so he goes to those same dark woods looking for the black hair blobs and then Goofy finds the comic in Max’s room and rushes off in terror to find him and Max’s trail leads him to a tiny black rotten cottage in the forest and Goofy slowly opens its creaky front door with a trembling hand and that’s when I woke up?

cool!

Holy shit

When high fantasy has sci-fi tropes mixed into it, well. I think that's just great!

We bought Mountain Dew flavored lip balm and now we just keep saying, "Bro, I need some gamer fuel," and kissing each other.

This isn't a cute relationship post. "We" are four grown men who are supposed to be working right now.

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

extremely fair point 

I’m just posting this here for my aces and aros who are feeling down on themselves and defeated tonight. Remember that nine out of ten people support you and that the current loudest voices are not those of the majority.

I know a few people who might benefit from seeing this.

Holy… holy shit… that makes me so, so happy, you can’t even know-

@allisondraste  <3333

Whenever I feel down, I remember exclusionists’ arguments only work for other exclusionists on Tumblr, and that makes me feel a little better

OP is a genius

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

Venue owner honest god just fucking told me I had to go find the "lanky, scruffy guy with brown hair in a plaid button-up and thick glasses" at open mic comedy night.

Imagine you went to a drag show and someone earnestly asked you to go backstage and get the person wearing a wig and glitter eyeshadow for them. That's what I'm working with here.