ice queen

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I love music by straight women that is moving and genius and profound but you can tell the guy shes talking about is literally not ensouled and shes fucking completely imagining 95% of what shes talking about. I love your beautiful mind angel

the monster-fucker fantasy is, for me, founded entirely on the image of a creature that could very well tear you to shreds, rip you limb from limb and then devour your corpse... choosing instead to fall at your knees, slavering over how delicious you smell, desperate to love and protect you and probably make you cum really hard.

I love affectionate degradation. Like yeah, you're a little slut but you're a very good little slut. Call them desperate and filthy and dirty names, but do it in a praising tone 🥺

affectionate degradation is the way to my heart

being talked through an orgasm >>>

“there it is” “there we go” “that’s it” “give it to me” “look at that” “good girl” “oh my” “shhhh, you’re okay” “i know, it’s so much isn’t it?” “be good and take it” “just let it happen” “coming so hard for me” “aww, look at that little pussy clenching” “keep coming, baby” “nuh uh, don’t fight it” “poor little girl” “can’t do anything about it, can you?”

and this is after loki transformed into a fucking rainbow unicorn to come and save thor with “the pureness of heart” i am done with these assholes i’m lying i’ll ship it until i die *sobs*

Speaking of fanfiction.net, did you know that while it was seven years ago and therefore obviously well out of date (though given the declining traffic over the past few years, that's not the biggest issue), some insane person (positive) on archive.org managed to do the unthinkable and archive a full snapshot of the site despite its infamous unarchivability; I didn't until I went looking for if anyone had good tips on downloading from there easily and found a reddit thread from 2016. It's here. So while I continue to fret about how goddamn difficult archiving the website in full will ever be when it inevitably collapses on us randomly, at the very least we have a snapshot of it as of 2016, in fact.