Guess it's time to do an intro post on this blog, since I've got a few followers now (hello!)
Last Updated: 15/02/26
About Me
I'm 38, queer/bi, nonbinary, and polyam. I'm attracted to all bodies, genders, and parts. I'm an equal opportunity slut!
Pronouns: They/He
I'm in a relationship with the love of my life and we're polyam. So I'm always looking for new queer friends, friends with benefits, and anon fuck buddies.
I'm autistic and chronically disabled. I find meeting people online to be way easier than trying to meet people irl.
I'm a Switch/vers. I can be a Soft Dom, but on occasion I've been known to be a Bratty sub. I'm simultaneously a Top and a power bottom, as well as anything and everything in between those two.
Everything I post is from an extremely queer POV. I'm gender fucked and attracted to all types of people. I'm equally Sapphic (wlw) and Achillean (mlm). But any T4T play mates will take priority. 🏳️⚧️
If you are cishet and/or you just want to know what's in my pants... The truth is, when I remove my underclothes an eldritch horror comes out with tentacles flailing 👍
If I post about dicks and you identify as having a dick (no matter your gender), the post is for you
If I post about cunts and you identify as having a cunt (no matter your gender), the post is for you
I use emoji liberally because it helps to relay my tone via dms 🤔😏😘
Anyone 18+ can follow, but I don't usually follow back because this is a side blog and I'd rather it stay disconnected from my main blog. (Let me be a big slutty, confident, bitch where no one knows me!)
Be respectful of the above and we'll get along nicely!
Feel free to send horny asks ;) (Not sure what to say? Then send me something from this NSFW ask list)
As a gender retired, dyke, switch, I try to tag posts with whatever my current headspace is. [I know there's a huge difference between Top/bottom, and Dom/sub, but for the ease of tagging I mostly use two tags to differentiate.]
#High and Horny: Exactly what it says. I love playing with people when I'm high, horny, and needy. This is the time to send all your dirty asks (or DMs if you're brave)
#Top Posting: Things I'd love to subject a cute bottom/sub to.
#I'd Bottom For This Post: bottom and subspace posting. I'm mostly a bottom for other mlm and a rare handful of sapphic Tops. I only sub for sapphic Doms that I've already established trust with.
#Soft Boy: For non sexual moods, just craving gentle intimacy.
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