stardust to stardust

I love Mulder’s reaction to Monica Reyes. He’s like you’re me but the only reason YOU haven’t been punched in the face is because you’re a woman.

Reyes: I sleep with a gun under my pillow. Doggett: I sleep with a knife. Mulder: Both of you are pathetic. Reyes: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with? Mulder: Scully.

Everyone who ever said Reyes is gay for Scully is right. You’re all right.

Mulder: *clicks pen* Scully: *clicks pen in response* Doggett: Stop that. Mulder: Stop what? Doggett: You’re talking about me in Morse code! Mulder: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. Congrats, you figured us out! *later* Scully, to Reyes: That’s actually exactly what we were doing.