those big as fuck crop sprinklers are like animals to me.

catch me gardening topless at 5am telling my baby tomato plant about my bad dream

the world is in desperate need of a smelly stink cloud emoji

Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?

quitting my job to pursue my childhood dream of drinking a glass of water

never ever ever ever ever ever ever beating the sleepy allegations

Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? Can I also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position. Also, can i get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it's spread a bit open. Can i get a picture of you fingering yourself? Can i

most of the cut lines in re4r are whatever to me but capcom excluding "your right hand comes off?" is fucking unforgivable