optimistic groundling that she was

I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking 

we all got that one beloved mutual who disappeared off the face of the earth one day

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

the last boba in my bubble tea

And considering one of the heads chose to go on Joe Rogan's show i wouldn't be at all surprised if they're encouraging this

joe biden just got eaten by a strawberry

this is how it feels to have an adblocker

how it feels to shoot a gnome #cottagecore

CAn i see your lala or your yumyum?

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation