Don't Even Trip, Dawg

“Character who looks dangerous but is actually harmless” and “character who looks harmless but is actually dangerous” are both well and good, but consider: character who looks dangerous, and actually is, but for a completely different reason than they look like they should be.

And no, I don’t mean like “guy who wears robes with a water motif is actually a fire wizard”. I mean like “seven-foot-tall mountain of gleaming muscle with sword the size of a surfboard strapped to his back is actually the Nine Realms’ most feared lawyer”.

Hiram McDaniels, a nine headed dragon wanted for insurance fraud.

This is my favorite post

@centaurself

mama pasta looks so kind

really hoping that marvel’s huge success with spiderverse spurs enough jealousy at dc to reboot static shock bc we as a species deserve a static shock reboot

every time i sneeze my ribs starts aching 

who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

can someone put these in baby words im an unabsorbing shithead

Reminder as we’re now a month away from the occasion to be kind! Also reminder that April 1st is my actual IRL I’m not kidding birthday, so I never do any sort of pranks at all (cuz you know, it’s MY day) so my blog is an April Fools Free zone!

Also don’t fake pregnancies because for some people that’s a really touchy subject

Is that kitty wearing a photo of himself?