Abe the Detective unironically changing the trajectory of my life is the funniest possible thing lmao

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Abe the Detective unironically changing the trajectory of my life is the funniest possible thing lmao

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Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.
controversial opinion, but i love second-person pov in fic. in this case, i specifically don't mean x-reader; that seems like a different kind of story that scratches another itch.
i want you to be a fully-fledged character, familiar, recognizable. the thing i love about second-person is not that it inserts me into the story as a reader, but that it inserts the narrator as this omniscient, invisible, inescapable force.
in present or future tense -- you do this; you will do this -- the repeated you becomes a back beat of inevitability. the character is being moved from page to page by the voice of god, and we can see god's shadow on the wall. the you is so bound by the constraints of their own character, their own nature, that they could never have chosen another path. it creates an undertone of horror in any genre for me. the story is that there could be no story other than the one the narrator chooses to tell.
Oh my god I was thinking about Abe today. That creature is stuck in my brain forever.

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The fucking funniest thing that's ever happened in my entire life is having this stupid little account and my silly little crush on the character Abe and now Mick being one of my best friends I have ever had
Forced proximity prompts:
Classic “there was only one bed”
Alternatively, there was only one couch
Having to share one blanket, fighting over it the whole night.
There’s only one pillow, and neither of you can sleep without one. You both end up using each half of the pillow to rest your head on, causing your faces to be only a few inches apart.
All other seats are taken, so you both have to squeeze into one chair.
Wanting to borrow the same book but there’s only one copy of it available at the library. After arguing over who will get it, you both decide to share it and study together.
Or sharing a book with your friend during class since they forgot to bring theirs.
It’s raining heavily, and you don’t have an umbrella. Your friend helps you out by sharing their umbrella with you.
Being trapped somewhere (eg: a cave)
It’s culinary class and your assignment is to create a dish. All the work stations are occupied except one. You and the other person have to work in the same place, and turns out, that person is none other than your rival.
(X)
Halloween/October based datective headcanons:
The DA goes as Sherlock Holmes for Halloween just to tease Abe
Abe loves candy corn
The DA insists they go trick or treating
Abe brings his real gun as part of his costume and they tell him off about it for a month
They carve pumpkins together and Abe is actually extremely talented at it
They go tic taccing to steal corn stalks to decorate and then realize they both live in apartments, so instead of outside the door they hang them outside their windows. Theres a bad wind storm and they end up in the apartment across from Abe’s pool. It makes the news as mystery corn. They don’t confess.
Abe secretly really likes cheesy cute decorations, like little boo ghosts that are smiling and witches that are crashed into the front door.
They both like the change of season and even if living somewhere hot all year, they’ll start wearing jackets and hats.
I miss writing this stuff 😭😭
Well. it's not the worst thing for having gone from barely half done to this in an ~hour
Anyway, Engineer with long hair.
ever have a blorbo live in your brain for so long they become their own blorbo variant that’s no longer fully attached to their source material and your original blorbo is still beloved and dear to you but now you also have a mutant blorbo clone who is dear to you in a different way?

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A series of very unfortunate circumstances.
characters who continuously tell themselves they’re okay and even start to believe it until someone says their name very gently and asks if they’re alright, at which point the facade crumbles completely
NO!!!!!
The thing in ISWM, a lot of the characters don't remember things between worlds, but Mark largely has SOME recollection or can be made to have one. Lady is jumping around following up, but Mark keeps waking up with memories. Most Mark iterations aren't the same exact one.
They're new Marks, branching off new choices, each with hundreds of memories vague in their head that don't belong to them.
Engineer Mark, at the end, is such a deeply intensely tragic character because he has been desperately confused and hurt and alone trying between lives over and over to fix something he could never fix. He is an amalgamation of choices and memories he had no say in.
No wonder he's so tired.
Words cannot describe the absolute gut wrenching pain, this scene makes me feel.
The "Captain, I'm tired" line absolutely destroyes me every. single. time.
Unpopular opinion but we have 0 evidence Celine did anything wrong to Actor Mark. She ran off with William, we don't know what lead to that, but they never said she cheated. It takes a total of one person to say "I'm done" in a relationship and married doesn't mean together. I firmly feel like she was exhausted and left and being with William because he loved her wasn't a sin

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