Don't Step On Lego

vic michaelis has enchanted me once again with their clear desire to win when they’re on game changer and their complete inability to do so due to the Bit calling to them like venom

it’s actually quite easy to take over a small local government group if you really want to, bc if you volunteer consistently people will just put you in charge of whatever. I’m now one of like three people at a nature preserve making official decisions about trails, putting in a prairie, and designing a series of illustrations for a storybook trail etc., and it’s just because last summer I started coming over once a week to help the naturalist out for a couple hours. Mine now. you too can steal an organization and shape it to your will 🫵

Official Vesper Childers aka Bat Child post

Watching DnD entirely feels like my football, watching city council of darkness and fully shouted "LET'S FUCKING GO" in my room over a box of doom roll

Good bitch, I'm glad none of your people have an ounce of loyalty to you

does that suck, mark? is it not fun to have your privacy violated? do you feel uncomfortable with people knowing things about you that you'd rather they not know? tell me more about how much you value your security and privacy, mark.

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

sam reich's ultimate dream in life is to be the reason they have to write new labor laws

emily as bat child saying “it’s also my birthday tomorrow” is arguably the funniest thing she has ever said across any intrepid heroes season ever and you can argue with me on that

siobhan has such a bisexual playing style but she always gets overshadowed by zac who accidentally backs himself into bisexuality season after season

Bisexual by birth v. Bisexual by curse