Don't Eat the Science

modern twilight zone episode where you find a spotify playlist dedicated to you, as if you were a fictional character, and theres mother mother and halsey and bo burnham tracks on there

gonna start wearing a bracelet or something that reads UNRELIABLE NARRATOR just so the general public knows what they're getting into when starting a conversation with me

we need more absolutely deranged and bizarre trans characters in media. victims of the weird little girl to sleazy car salesman pipeline. women who are cartoon magicians. characters who live in a broken down volkswagen bus for no real reason. sword cane owners who wear a suit every day and go to the dollar store like that. trans characters that are outcasts not because they are trans but because they are genuine little freaks <3 hope this helps!

crazy how sometimes u dance alone to your favorite song in your bedroom and you are like oh yeah thats why im alive

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

If they ever decide to shut down tumblr for good I’m gonna download my blog and turn it into a coffee table book for future generations of my family to be passed down as a family heirloom