Need me a squad like this

Grey shirt had me feelin things

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

i had a vision last night that absolutely ruined me. a bra, but it’s overalls. denim with the straps you have to tie and everything. but it’s a bra!

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

didnt they ban nsfw things

So THAT’S what a sloth sounds like

oh no thE ONE IN THE BASKET

it’s a literal representation of sound of how lazy they are and it’s great

I started crying when the basket peep appeared

I want to put that three-toed sloff with a mama cat to see if she recognizes it as a kitten.  It mews.