Keepin It Real

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

This is a painting to me.

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

how did Lou stay so straight faced that is a fucking skill

Lou put so much energy into showing absolutely nothing that he had nothing left to make a joke with and just asked politely.

Guy convinced he has the world's only horse

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

the photographer hero we didn’t know we needed

This is the funniest thing ever

This kills me every time because the description is always “Look how impassive their faces are” and like… are you somehow not seeing the fear in the eyes of the man with the fire

You just had to be there I guess.