Welcome To The Terror Dome- We Have Snacks

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

My parents just switched me from wet to dry food and it’s fucking ruining my life

guys i got free food for being gay tonight and the receipt literally says “fellow lesbians” on it this is gay privilege

little kids r so funny when presented with any new information like theres this girl I teach who has two moms and a sister and I was like “wow your family is all girls! that’s so funny, if my husband and I had a boy, we’d be all boys haha!” And she was shocked that two boys could get married like honey did you think gay marriage was a girls only event

new uterine lining just dropped

Honestly I love ironically ugly clothes. Like. Hideous in a special way. If it’s not inherently hideous I’ll match it until it is.

Me, walking off a bus in a leather sports bra, body harness, mesh shirt, holographic skirt, over the knee striped socks, wedged high tops, and a cat purse: I am a beacon of sin and I Am Here!

im offended that yr trying to pass this off as ugly

Hearts be like, bump bump bump lol

cant relate

what the fuck

meowth has been found dead in hawaii

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is