dongs arts 4 u

hii please consider commissioning me i need a bit of help paying for transit while im looking for another job!!

all of the examples can be found on my sideblog @flipnotehatena

the lineart can be done with paper and pencil and scanned in to edit, or done entirely digitally.

“lightcycler:

I always think back to a coworker from a previous job who had a similar experience at a prior job of his own.

He had dietary restrictions that meant he had to make his own food. Someone kept stealing his lunch. He made his name label bigger. They kept doing it. Sometimes they'd just eat half of his lunch and put the other half back. Sometimes his name label was removed. It was 100% on purpose. He complained to HR/management. Memos went out. It kept happening. He changed where in the fridge he stored his lunch. It kept happening. This fuckface was determined.

So he took matters indy his own hands. One day he made chili, portioned out some for lunch, and added most of a bottle of laxative.

Sure enough, his lunch was stolen again that day. He just waited.

About half an hour after he found his Tupperware bowl empty, the lady in the desk across from his, facing him, suddenly looked up with a D8> expression, leapt to her feet, threw her headset down, and sprinted for the ladies' room.

Only she didn't make it there in time.

She did not come back to work the next day. Or at all, in fact.

Poghaj