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Take this with you

to all my white followers who stew in unnecessary guilt trying to come to terms with the privilege you have, watch this

stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it

the single greatest piece of artwork I’ve ever laid eyes on

This post needs to be shared, on newspapers, and in all the blogs.

Iran look lit

Time to bring this one back.

I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.

Gotta make sure they work

channel your inner crab

Nothing triggers visceral rage within me quite like Tumblr’s clunky attempts at being cute and quirky. It’s like one of those overly upbeat soccer moms.

Im fucking seeing thos movie 11 times. Id idc idc

If I had the funds I would buy out an entire theatre for this and invite every woman I know so there would be no men in there and we could all cheer everytime some asshole gets taken out. 

aaaaaa it’s autumn i gotta fuck *turns red and green and grows a humpback*

aaaaaa it’s autumn i gotta fuck *turns red and green and grows a humpback*