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“You can’t argue with them like a regular person … you have to out-conspiracy theory them.”

Fact: the reason that turning someone into a frog results in an amphibian that’s capable of reason and speech rather than a regular dumb animal isn’t because evil wizards are habitually merciful; it’s because it’s illegal to curse someone in any way that would render them unable to dispute the curse’s terms in a court of law, and the Laws of Magic are very particular about enforcing that!

This is also why curses that directly incapacitate or kill are invariably set to take effect gradually, or after long a delay, or at the very least under circumstances that cannot immediately be brought about: the curse’s creator must allow the target adequate time to prepare their defence. They are not, however, under any obligation to actually inform the target of their rights in this respect, a fact that many unscrupulous sorcerers take full advantage of.

This feels like some sort of justification for the common use of illegal teen and pre-teen hero labor in the dismantling of Evil Sorcerous Organizations.

How does this interact with the high mortality rate of teenage heroes’ mentors and guardians?

And thus does evil forge the instruments of its own destruction, for evil is dumb.

Sounds about right.

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