a giant floating eyeball

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

Batman And Robin Makeeee..... CHILI CHEESE DOGS

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.