a giant floating eyeball

My least favorite person to interact with as a doll collector: *sees a normal 80s doll* OH MY GOD is that a CHUCKY?! So scary! It's gonna kill you! *Sees a normal porcelain doll* AAAAH IT'S AN ANNABELLE!! So cursed!! Definitely haunted!!!!

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

the bus is never going to come because im a bad person

Meg I love you Meg I'm rooting for you We're praying for you every day We're praying for you every day Meg I know you Meg I'm voting for you We're praying for you every day We're praying for you every day We're praying for you every day

Instead of saying crass B.S. like "what the c****", or "what t*** fuck", why don't we simply spread joy and say, "what the pleasure"? Reblog, if you agree. [tumblr]

Hiding mood stabilizers in my pet yandere's food so she slowly becomes normal and doesnt realize it until she watches me kiss another girl on the cheek and only gets a moderate amount of upset and then she starts feeling hollow and purposeless so i offer her a demonic blade and- oops i got kind of worked up there. The point is that I'm hiding pils in slices of cheese like shes a dog

New dance called fucking and cumming on poopjournalist's face

Now I didn't name the dance and I don't even like the dance and I don't know why it's called that I just hope they're not fucking and cumming on my face

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens