Domesticated Pirate

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reblog you want to be brutally murdered or if you love dinos

when people are talking about those ugly-ass boring-looking corporate-memphis covers they’re putting on romance novels now and they’re like “well at least they aren’t putting half-naked men all over them anymore……..” like wow shut the fuck off. are you even listening to yourself. “ohh i’m so glad novels don’t come with their own lovingly realized oil paintings on the cover anymore” that’s how you sound. good grief. be quiet for 100 years.

Hey, do y’all remember that time we (trans women) told y’all that stubbornly using gender neutral language to refer to trans women is an act of misgendering and transmisogyny in and of itself and y’all said we didn’t know what we were talking about?

David Tennant in interviews is just a Nice Scottish Man and then every director he works with goes you are a SLUT!!! And you are SO SO SAD!!

losing my mind trying to explain how jk rowling isn’t just Some Terf, she was a well established celebrity who brought anti-trans ideology to the general public and that doesn’t compare to public terfs who you’ll only know of if youre in trans or terf circles. not everyone has heard of posey parker but EVERYBODY has heard of jkr. she got to explain trans issues to people who didnt know about it before her so all the convo was on her terms. she is not just some person with a twitter.

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

they should invent a desire to be desired that doesnt just make you feel humilated and guilty

oh look at me wanting to be both made useful and considered something worth wanting. like some kind of idiot

hitting reblog, head in hands, the sigh heard round the world

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

Grandmama ATE this

Nothing compares

I am OBSESSED with this

Sometimes I can’t wait to be old and fabulous