Venus

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

Best comment I just saw "Helen of Troy was perfectly cast, because all these men are fighting about her."

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

Dudes can be so clueless. Imagine trying to flirt with the most obvious dyke in the building by making a joke at another woman’s expense. And thinking that was going to lead somewhere

I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.

when I point at a morally questionable woman and say “I would trust her with my life” the point is not “everyone chill out she’s trustworthy.” the point is I’m Gay and don’t care very much for my own safety

So many characters should be permanently disabled in multiple ways or AT THE VERY LEAST have severe chronic pain but everyoens a coward so no one writes the effects of the injuries they inflict </3

grocery store melancholia