naaaaaaaaahhhh

if kafka was born today i'd be his best friend and microdose with him

he's not even a day old... you want your best friend to be a newborn? you want to do drugs with a baby?

he's very mature for his age

this website was a mistake

tbh I think that’s a perfectly reasonable question for him to ask

Imagine being famous celebrity Kamilah al Jamil, dying and going to the afterlife, walking into the office of the Architect(s) of your entire afterlife experience, and seeing a framed photo of your long-dead, way less successful sister in said Architect’s office because she and her rando friends reformed the entire afterlife system and are directly responsible for you and everyone else not being tortured by chainsaw bears forever.  How do you even react to that?

Elon musk is three months away from tweeting this

sopranos episode 1

Monkey just sitting there like “Hey did you get my ball yet” And the Caveman Astronaut is like “Almost almost just chill.”

me, a lower primate witnessing my neolithic second cousin undergo gnostic spiritual ascension: pogchimp

the only difference between me and a medieval peasant is that I can make a Spotify playlist to express my feelings

responded to someone in the class debate on zoom today with "freud would love you" and she disconnected the call