Dama Od Stabala

a microagression is when a man under 5'10 gets cranky

sensible business policy

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

due to personal reasons im going to sleep

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

World of Shitcraft

Overshit

Diabshit

Shitstone

Heroes of the shit

Starshit

modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

The original Number 5 was a reference to how many continents he’s had sex on, so this kinda implies that Lou’s quarantine is being spent fucking like a beast at the Antarctic Research Station

I want to know which inhabited continent you think he’s avoiding by making Antarctica his 6th

Woah, check out this sick sculpture. I wonder what kind of honor this place holds. I bet they esteemed some wicked deeds in there.

Bill & Ted Get Totally Irradiated.

real ones know why looking at this image immediately fills you with dread