AAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different

*points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he’s the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can’t think anymore.

Praise be unto the TacoBell for all it has given me, I would gladly sacrifice my neighbor’s child for it’s benedictions.

This seems illegal? Isn’t it your legal right to discuss your working conditions?

WHY DOES THIS POST GET EVEN WORSE EVERY TIME I SEE IT

scroll to help him fly to the top

yes! thank you for sending me on my journey!

@aurelion--solstice

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

the big wolves are his younger sisters

Okay I’ve literally reblogged this prob a hundred times but it’s the best post ever so here we are again.

this has over a million notes and ive n e v e r seen it before what corner of tumblr did this crawl out from?