Take a bow.

Upon being thrown from his lap, Felix squeaked a noise of distress but wasn’t too alarmed, certain that Jack wasn’t about to just let him fall. Once he was settled back onto the ground, the little magician looked up with another beam of a smile as their options were being laid out.

“Thievery and swindling are essentially the same thing- Either way, we can do both! Disturbing the peace comes naturally for us. Public nudity comes naturally to you-” Whilst on the topic, he idly drew a finger tip down the middle of Jack’s ribcage, the nails of his hand recently painted a dark purple, then back up again before grabbing for a large hand. “Murder, I’m not too sure about. We’ve been on a clean streak for a while now. I don’t know if I want to draw that much attention back to us, especially my parents are still nearby. Unless you really want to? Because I really don’t mind.” Holding onto Jack’s hand, he started leading them both to the dressing room.

Following the path of smaller hands with his eyes until they took his own, he let the other lead him towards the dressing room, happy to see him  being assertive in any way at all.  The slight roll of mismatched eyes was easy to miss considering their height difference, resisting the urge to argue about the nuances between being a thief and a swindler while his love expressed his uncertainty about one of their more risky hobbies, a soft nod of agreement to his statement.

“Honestly?  Not even feeling it anyway.  Kind of seems a little cringe after seeing how Jhin is about it.  Not that I wont completely eviscerate a man if he so much as looks at you funny.” he hummed, his next words emphasized by a light pat on the trickster's bum.

@jest-a-puppeteer

The ringmaster knew that smile was far, far from innocent, especially given the context of his words.  He was more than okay with that, immediately pushing himself up from the chair he’d been sat in with the intensity and force of 12 cups of espresso.  He was at least considerate enough to take Felix with him, launching the smaller man off his lap when he catapulted up but grabbing him beneath the pits to set him down carefully on his toes before he could tumble.

Snapping to attention the second his lap was invaded, he let the smaller gentleman paw at his unshaven cheeks until he felt fingers near his lips. He chomped down on one of them(gently, of course) and proceeded soon after to perform some very lewd mouth actions before popping it out and bringing his hand down to his side instead. He pulled him in closer and gave him a little kiss on the forehead.