professional shower singer

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

I held onto this for six whole months. It was soooo hard waiting.

actual beliefs first, language second

“rap is the worst music genre” “no actually it’s soul” “no actually it’s jazz” “no actually it’s ska” “no actually it’s r&b” hey guys do you notice a common denominator in the genres you hate or is it just me

i don’t have a single overhead light

at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac

i am normal and can be trusted with unrestricted boating access between all of the great lakes

Op is a zebra mussel

good news guys the federal no fly list just got cracked by an otherkin on twitter

everyone tagging this as “clown world” “the future is so lame” know that you are literally not even 1% as cool as this person