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I don't usually get real but hey, I'm in emergency mode. If u know anyone in the states who wants synths or gear, I have an octatrack mk2, a make noise 0-coast, a prophet 6 and OB6 to sell. please forward those to people u may know. Turns out student loans hit ur old pal really hard and it's been a rough week </3
I was communicating telepathically with a German shepherd puppy. Her name was Greta and she and I were besties.
Yeah that tracks
Below is a short half life story that I wrote to be as lore-friendly as possible. I don't consider it cannon but I'm not gonna stop anyone who does. It's a journal entry from a (former) Black Mesa employee. Written somewhere between hl1 and hla. So, without further ado I give you collections of atoms, a journal entry from Dr. Coomer PhD (not affiliated with hlvrai)
March 3rd 2XXX
I don't know exactly how long it's been since the cascade. A force calling themselves the "combine" have taken over the earth. I'm writing this on a train into city 17. I've always heard about this place. They said it was one of the worst possible places I could've been relocated to. Even the ticket officer said so. People here are talking about my old colleague Gordon. Saying that he would be the one who'd save us from these aliens. Much like how he defeated the aliens at black mesa. In all my time working with him he never seemed like the hero type. He didn't even talk. He mainly just kept to himself in the small little corner he worked in when he wasn't in the barrel. Only time he talked EVER was when he walked into a room I was working in one day, he saw the betting board for why he couldn't talk. All he said was "I can talk. Assholes" lost 50 bucks because of it. Freeman almost always was late for work but he always showed up no matter what. I only hope the trend continues.

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getting an "investing at x notes" tag under a random post of yours is like checking your mail and getting a threat from local mafia
cmon man
met a cat today that wagged its tail like a dog i had to draw it
met a cat today
that wagged its tail like a dog
i had to draw it
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@catinc I think our personnel departments might have gotten a little mixed up
If this gets two hundred thousand notes before Christmas 2023, I'll commit one self care
Lmao you guys will need to do better than that
I enlist the help of my mutuals to
Get This Bastard Healthy
@vulgarmaw @dicklessswonder @a-mushroom-wizard @catinc @dontmindthisvermin @tmobileofficial
@ahandfullofbees and your countless Alts!
@clevernameideaidk and all the mutuals I've gained through you!
@froztox23 and @digital-magus and @empress-belosbeck and anyone else who sees this!
You got it boss
(o_o) on it, chief
May the sharks light shine, forevermore
Even I can see that self care is good
SIR YES SIR
"Aperture science would like to remind you that self care is important"
Review: self care
Is good
O flags identified
Bork
The marooned colonists guide to the unknown
Congratulations! If you are able to read this, you are (for the most part) physically ok.
Please apply first aid to yourself or other survivors in your escape pod before proceeding
Steps for first aid
Heavy bleeding: wash off the wound with isopropyl alcohol or water. DO NOT USE WATER FROM PLANET. USE ONLY BOTTLED WATER OR ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL. apply pressure to the wound and wrap in gauze and bandages. Create a tourniquet
And remember that just because you're stranded DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOW YOUR FELLOW CREWMATES "MERCY". ANY AND ALL DEATH CLAUSE PAYMEMTS WILL BE TAKEN OUT OF YOUR PAY.
1.
If you've already administerd first aid or don't have to, the next step is to be aware of the environment. Both inside and outside. If you are in an escaped pod with windows of any sort, whether it be a porthole or a hatch, just look outside and scan the environment for
Threats
Food (see page 3)
Clean sources of water (see page 4)
Building materials
Rescue
Other escape pods
If your escape pod is not equipped with a window or other applicable ways to look outside, put your ear up to the hull of the escrow pod. If you hear nothing, you're in space.
2.
everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own
I have never seen an edit of this in my life

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The marooned colonists guide to the unknown
Congratulations! If you are able to read this, you are (for the most part) physically ok.
Please apply first aid to yourself or other survivors in your escape pod before proceeding
Steps for first aid
Heavy bleeding: wash off the wound with isopropyl alcohol or water. DO NOT USE WATER FROM PLANET. USE ONLY BOTTLED WATER OR ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL. apply pressure to the wound and wrap in gauze and bandages. Create a tourniquet
And remember that just because you're stranded DOES NOT MEAN YOU SHOW YOUR FELLOW CREWMATES "MERCY". ANY AND ALL DEATH CLAUSE PAYMEMTS WILL BE TAKEN OUT OF YOUR PAY.
1.
“How many people have died to achieve this world domination of yours?” “769.” “…What?” “769 people died to achieve my plans. I counted them, and had each of their names etched on my throne so I never forget what my victory cost the world. Now tell me, how many have you killed to see me dead?”
I sit on my throne, awaiting the arrival of the so-called hero into my chamber. All is silent in the chamber, empty save for me, and the low flickering of the flames that provide illumination. Then, all of a sudden, the ‘hero’ breaks down the door, and steps in, glaring at me.
“Vasilia! For too long has your unholy conquest gone unchecked! I am here to stop you, to avenge the lives of the countless people you have slaughtered!”
At this, I let out a small laugh, before my face almost shows a sign of grief, which puzzles the hero. “I wouldn’t say countless, that does them such a grave disservice. No, I have killed exactly 769 souls to get to where I am today.”
“Y-you… 769.. You counted them?”
“Yes, I counted them. It grieves me every single waking hour the weight of my necessary evil, but I know I must never forget them, lest I become a monster. I have every single one of their names etched into the gold of my throne, an ever present reminder of the lives that have been lost because of me.” I step off of my throne, my cloak billowing behind me, and I turn towards the throne, and the words etched onto it.
“Isaac Welson. He was a wheat farmer by trade, but he longed to be an artist. He was recruited into this rebellion of yours, and sacrificed himself for a hope of a different future, never able to create the art he dreamed of. Elanor Fallow. She was a sailor, and loved the open sea. She died tragically, not trusting the instructions of how to flee the city to safer ground before my siege, the start of my war to unify these lands. she was one of the first to fall, far away from the sea that she loved.” My face grows sad, grief overtaking me. “I mourn each and every life that I had to take, and it hurts my heart every single day to know of them. Now I must ask you, you who calls yourself a hero, how many people have you murdered?”
“I- I don’t know…” the self-styled hero admits, in a low, shallow whisper.
I give a short sigh before I speak. This was what I had expected, but it still hurts. “2,036. That is how many lives you have killed in furtherance of your rebellion. Two-Thousand and Thirty Six lives cut short, and you didn’t even know their names.”
The one who calls themself a hero staggers, grief overtaking their face. “I- that- no, h-how would you know?”
“Because, ‘hero’. I counted them as well, as yet another reminder to bear on my soul. 1,047 people died when you destroyed the great convoy of ships in the Eastern Riverway. It was true that the convoy had information critical to my unification, but you were mistaken when you believed all of the ships belonged to me. Only one did, the rest were innocent traders, each with their own lives and longings. I mourned each and every one of their lives for weeks, and you never even thought about them.”
“I-” The professed hero could not bear to speak, only now realising the weight of the actions that brought them here.
I look at the hero, and continue. “Five-hundred and sixty-three. That is how many people you killed during the breach of the grand vault of the Southern Capitol. A necessary heist to fund your rebellion, but if you believed exploding the end of the vault rather than storming it saved lives, you are gravely mistaken. Five-hundred and sixty-three people were in the vault, withdrawing money for the day’s shopping, or depositing their payment from yesterday’s work. All of them died. Isabelle Wilson was one of these, a child, only just turned 11. Her mothers had brought her to the vault to teach her how money works, the first time she had ever been to the grand building. And still, you didn’t even know her name, or any of the others you killed that day.”
Tears begin to streak the hero’s face, but I continue.
“Four-hundred and twelve. That is how many people died in the battles that lead you to my gates. Only half of them were soldiers of mine. The remaining two-hundred and 6 were innocent civilians, innocent civilians like Jett Lowen. They were 17, and were set to turn 18 the next day. They went to sleep at the end of the night, along with their parents, Filicia & Owen, and their younger sister, Amelia. They all went to sleep, resting after a long day of work. They never heard the soldiers of your rebellion surround the city, nor did they hear the launching of the bombs, nor the explosion that killed them in their sleep, the day before Jett would have become an adult.”
A small tear streaks across my face, before I once again continue. “You killed fourteen more people today, storming this castle. They were my most loyal guards, my trusted friends, who were planning on having a party tomorrow, a day of revel and joy. They defended my castle to their dying breaths, as you took their lives from them.”
The hero is aghast at their actions, the thousands of deaths unknown to them before now suddenly all at once weighing on their soul, tears streaking their face. I take a breath, and walk towards them, my soul filled with grief. “Yes, I have killed hundreds, and their deaths weigh on me every single day. Yet you killed thousands in an attempt to bring me down, and never even knew a single one’s name. I do hope they will be forgiving, if you do see them soon.” I take out the sword that had been concealed in my cloak, and stab it into the hero. Their eyes, and the words engraved on the sword, stare back at me. The eyes of the hero show nothing but grief, shock, and horror, and they go deep into my soul along with the words written on the sword. Remember & Mourn, for they had a life, with wonderful joys. I grab the tools next to the throne, and carve their name into the throne, with tears streaking down my face. 770 lives taken.
Bro???
I went through all 5 stages of grief
this is so good-
"Now dear hero, can you tell me the diffrence between the deaths I caused and the deaths you caused" I bellowed at the now quivering man
"I-I don't-"
"the diffrence is that only 50 of the deaths you caused were my own people. The rest were innocent civilians. While all 769 of the deaths I caused, were part of your ridiculous rebellion. I remember the first to fall, while you don't even know who you just killed by kicking down that door" I yelled
"The first?"
"JERRY WARD" I point to the first name scratched in "he was the head weapons-smith for your uprising. He was building something that would've killed every single creature on the planet."
"Then tell me." The hero said "tell me who I just killed by kicking down the door"
"MY DOG" I yelled "CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF YOUR IRON BOOT"
The ringing of my phone broke me out of my anger fueled daze
"Will you excuse me for a moment"
I grabbed my phone out of my pocket
"Hello? Oh yes I see. Make sure the other buildings don't suffer."
I put my phone back into my pocket
"What was that about?" The hero asked to me
"5854 dead. 2865 injured. 253 missing."
"What?"
"That's the updated count. The grand building collapsed."
Yadaladadada
It is good day to be
Not dead
POW
You are
Dead
I AM
Dead
(^-^) *insert tune here*
(0-0) THE HANDFULL IS DEAD!
Yes (Memes(
I am
Dead
Why is the handfull
Dead
I don't know
I think it was-
( 0_0) shhh you are dead
Shhhh you are dead
Ok *violently clips into the floor like valve intended*
What's up ya *censored*
Who's up for a-
What the bloody hell just happened
The handfull is dead
The handfull is dead?
( o-o)👉 Correct!
*sound of winning*
(o-o) So, did you see the murderer?
Nope, sorry.
Nope, sorry.
(Ō-Ō) I will find him. I will capture him. And no one will ever
Die
Again
👏👏👏👏 oh well that's nice
Dang proud right now
Ateeeeention
The handfull is
Dead
We know
Who killed him
We don't know
I will find
Clues
*aggressive sniffing*
Wuts that
*knife has been equipped*
A weapon!
That thing is why the handfull is
Dead
*all at once since I'm too lazy to reblog three times* THE HANDFULL IS DEAD?
Yes *desk abuse* HE
Died
INCOMING!
*soliderman65338 has left the game*
MOVE. NOW.
*blahaj has been applied*
Hahaha *spontaneum cumbustium*
It is my professional opinion that the handfull is
Dead
Doc? What happened
My professional opinion
*for just 5 cents a day, you can save a table from being physically abused.*
THE HANDFULL WAS KILLED
*indistinct murmuring from everyone else. I'm too lazy to reblog*
I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Well, now what?
Clippity clop mother fu kah BOOM.
Look at this! The freakin handfull's
Dead
Whadya think of that.
Uh.
Yes yes, Aperture
GO HOME!
Pfft cmon
Freaking unreliable. No seriously, you all suck
*explosion*
Let's get back to the point
I think handfull is
Dead
*all gasp*
Aperture I will heal you!
*second explosion*
Ok, seriously
Who killed handfull
*dog appears out of ground*
It was meh
*shook*
Ye
Revolver has been added to dogcorps inventory
I did it like this
*gunshot*
Whoopdeedoo
( x_x)
That's a joke guys
*canned laughter*
It was you-
(Bark)
HIM!
How did ya know?
I didn't
(Bork)
That was a joke too.
Yadaladadada
It is good day to be
Not dead
POW
You are
Dead
I AM
Dead
(^-^) *insert tune here*
(0-0) THE HANDFULL IS DEAD!
Yes (Memes(
I am
Dead
Why is the handfull
Dead
I don't know
I think it was-
( 0_0) shhh you are dead
Shhhh you are dead
Ok *violently clips into the floor like valve intended*
What's up ya *censored*
Who's up for a-
What the bloody hell just happened
The handfull is dead
The handfull is dead?
( o-o)👉 Correct!
*sound of winning*
(o-o) So, did you see the murderer?
Nope, sorry.
Nope, sorry.
(Ō-Ō) I will find him. I will capture him. And no one will ever
Die
Again
👏👏👏👏 oh well that's nice
Dang proud right now
Ateeeeention
The handfull is
Dead
We know
Who killed him
We don't know
I will find
Clues
*aggressive sniffing*
Wuts that
*knife has been equipped*
A weapon!
That thing is why the handfull is
Dead
*all at once since I'm too lazy to reblog three times* THE HANDFULL IS DEAD?
Yes *desk abuse* HE
Died
INCOMING!
*soliderman65338 has left the game*
MOVE. NOW.
*blahaj has been applied*
Hahaha *spontaneum cumbustium*
It is my professional opinion that the handfull is
Dead
Doc? What happened
My professional opinion
*for just 5 cents a day, you can save a table from being physically abused.*
THE HANDFULL WAS KILLED
*indistinct murmuring from everyone else. I'm too lazy to reblog*
I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Well, now what?
Clippity clop mother fu kah BOOM.
Look at this! The freakin handfull's
Dead
Whadya think of that.
Uh.
Yes yes, Aperture
GO HOME!
Pfft cmon
Freaking unreliable. No seriously, you all suck
*explosion*
Let's get back to the point
I think handfull is
Dead
*all gasp*
Aperture I will heal you!
*second explosion*
Ok, seriously
Who killed handfull
*dog appears out of ground*
It was meh
*shook*
Ye
Revolver has been added to dogcorps inventory
I did it like this
*gunshot*
Whoopdeedoo
( x_x)
That's a joke guys
*canned laughter*
It was you-
(Bark)
HIM!
Yadaladadada
It is good day to be
Not dead
POW
You are
Dead
I AM
Dead
(^-^) *insert tune here*
(0-0) THE HANDFULL IS DEAD!
Yes (Memes(
I am
Dead
Why is the handfull
Dead
I don't know
I think it was-
( 0_0) shhh you are dead
Shhhh you are dead
Ok *violently clips into the floor like valve intended*
What's up ya *censored*
Who's up for a-
What the bloody hell just happened
The handfull is dead
The handfull is dead?
( o-o)👉 Correct!
*sound of winning*
(o-o) So, did you see the murderer?
Nope, sorry.
Nope, sorry.
(Ō-Ō) I will find him. I will capture him. And no one will ever
Die
Again
👏👏👏👏 oh well that's nice
Dang proud right now
Ateeeeention
The handfull is
Dead
We know
Who killed him
We don't know
I will find
Clues
*aggressive sniffing*
Wuts that
*knife has been equipped*
A weapon!
That thing is why the handfull is
Dead
*all at once since I'm too lazy to reblog three times* THE HANDFULL IS DEAD?
Yes *desk abuse* HE
Died
INCOMING!
*soliderman65338 has left the game*
MOVE. NOW.
*blahaj has been applied*
Hahaha *spontaneum cumbustium*
It is my professional opinion that the handfull is
Dead
Doc? What happened
My professional opinion
*for just 5 cents a day, you can save a table from being physically abused.*
THE HANDFULL WAS KILLED
*indistinct murmuring from everyone else. I'm too lazy to reblog*
I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Well, now what?
Clippity clop mother fu kah BOOM.
Look at this! The freakin handfull's
Dead
Whadya think of that.
Uh.
Yes yes, Aperture
GO HOME!
Pfft cmon
Freaking unreliable. No seriously, you all suck
*explosion*
Let's get back to the point
I think handfull is
Dead
*all gasp*
Aperture I will heal you!
*second explosion*
Ok, seriously
Who killed handfull
*dog appears out of ground*
It was meh
*shook*
Ye
Revolver has been added to dogcorps inventory
I did it like this
*gunshot*
Whoopdeedoo

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Yadaladadada
It is good day to be
Not dead
POW
You are
Dead
I AM
Dead
(^-^) *insert tune here*
(0-0) THE HANDFULL IS DEAD!
Yes (Memes(
I am
Dead
Why is the handfull
Dead
I don't know
I think it was-
( 0_0) shhh you are dead
Shhhh you are dead
Ok *violently clips into the floor like valve intended*
What's up ya *censored*
Who's up for a-
What the bloody hell just happened
The handfull is dead
The handfull is dead?
( o-o)👉 Correct!
*sound of winning*
(o-o) So, did you see the murderer?
Nope, sorry.
Nope, sorry.
(Ō-Ō) I will find him. I will capture him. And no one will ever
Die
Again
👏👏👏👏 oh well that's nice
Dang proud right now
Ateeeeention
The handfull is
Dead
We know
Who killed him
We don't know
I will find
Clues
*aggressive sniffing*
Wuts that
*knife has been equipped*
A weapon!
That thing is why the handfull is
Dead
*all at once since I'm too lazy to reblog three times* THE HANDFULL IS DEAD?
Yes *desk abuse* HE
Died
INCOMING!
*soliderman65338 has left the game*
MOVE. NOW.
*blahaj has been applied*
Hahaha *spontaneum cumbustium*
It is my professional opinion that the handfull is
Dead
Doc? What happened
My professional opinion
*for just 5 cents a day, you can save a table from being physically abused.*
THE HANDFULL WAS KILLED
*indistinct murmuring from everyone else. I'm too lazy to reblog*
I don't think it's anything to worry about.
Well, now what?
Clippity clop mother fu kah BOOM.
Look at this! The freakin handfull's
Dead
Whadya think of that.
Uh.
Yes yes, Aperture
GO HOME!
Pfft cmon
Freaking unreliable. No seriously, you all suck
*explosion*
Let's get back to the point
I think handfull is
Dead
*all gasp*
Aperture I will heal you!
*second explosion*
Ok, seriously
Who killed handfull
*dog appears out of ground*
It was meh
mutual reblogged my post which means they still love me 10002992 healed 383782728272 revived
every time i open up tumblr this post has more notes what the fuck is happening
People reblog this from their mutuals to show love