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if they let me on that queer collective podcast id say shit like "it's woke to be a man" just to see what happens

just learned a rainbow baby is a baby born after a miscarriage and not a gay infant

blog or die

*watching tv, laughing nervously and sweating* where are the fat people

working for rich ppl will have you walking around the neighborhood thinking "oh that's a nice house" and it's a garage

dan and phil are only interesting to me in that i enjoy devising ways they could be tortured

how much is rent in the woodshed

i'd kill a man for a cigarette. squeeze his neck til his eyes bulge out like a cartoon character. watch the life drain from his face as his limbs go limp and he lets out one final whisper of a breath containing the last bit of resistance he has to the fact that his time on this mortal coil has expired. for a cigarette