Y’all heard about online viral videos?

I'm like if a missing person was literally right there

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

yeah he was cool man we used to make him take bigger dabs than he was comfortable with saying dont worry dude we have a cold soda waiting for you go go go and his eyes would be watering and shit looked like he was gonna throw up and shit and then we'd both go NO SODA!! NO SODA!! and hit him on the back and chase him around. yeah I had no idea about that, how'd he die?

*knocks a bunch of shit off my desk in a blind panic* oh fuck i forgot to celebrate cockwaffles birthday

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

what did they do

What they had to do.

Do u guys like it when i have fun or when i suffer cuz i can do either or both

Drag king named wocky slush

Joaquin Slush