i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

What if everything gets better in 2016

hey man mind if i reclaim some slurs next to your parrot

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

this for real fucking works

Apparently this one fuckin works, and who am I to argue with the collective agreement of tumblr. Will report back if good things happen.

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

You are not "three apples tall" bitch you are an evil ghoul and you are tall as fuck

if it's snowing where you are keep that to yourself it should have happened to ME

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock